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i got fired from the olympics marketing team for pitching cock rings for every continent.

tightest tush in tuscaloosa.

if i start creating alts to troll myself to garner sympathy, y'all better play along.

forum sites. that's why millennials love in groups and in group drama. forums.

i would have been such a good blogger. my opinions on the iraq war and shopping for candles.

i do kind of resent millennials for email jobs they were able to get when the getting was good. not that it was easy, but damn you got the last rafts on the titanic.

i think there is a furry accent. it's like. i'm pretending to not know what my next sentence is because it makes me sound cute and juvenile. you make six figures at your tech job. i will not entertain it.

gay men using rose toys as a punchline. babe. get impaled.