The Continuing Adventures of Flat Jim and Friends

Flat Jim has missed you all, and he's coming back.

Flat Jim loves a captive audience, but he also likes his audience to have an endocrine system.  Flat Jim scoffed at these lymph-less fellas.

Welcome to Flat Jim's America, a place where wine flows from every spigot, there is no fluoride in the water, and every debate is solved with cupcakes and Moby.

Flat Jim came looking for ladyboys, but he found this instead. A curveball to be sure, but Flat Jim loves a new adventure...

Bum Looker gives Flat Jim the "All Clear" after his bi-monthly rectal swabbing.

They say the camera add 10 pounds. Flat Jim is fucked.

C is for cookie. This is good enough for Flat Jim.  But he'd be okay with the googly eyes BEHIND the googly eyes too... if you catch my meaning.

This is the forklift Flat Jim uses to haul his ego around

This is why Flat Jim loves getting up early. This is the 10 freeway in Los Angeles.

Flat Jim points out the most worthless sign in America.  

Flat Jim eats at quality... It's like he's eating himself.

Attention creepy old bum-looker:  Flat Jim's milkshake has brought even creepier old bum lookers to the yard.  Get an eyeful old-timer, and make yourself some memories.

She might have been wearing sunglasses, but Flat Jim knows a bum-looker when he sees one.  "Back for more I see, my pet," he cooed to himself, presenting his taut and muscular buttocks to his en-dimpled fan.

Jim agrees with the measurement, but not the price.  You can't put a price on a gift like that.