FUCK ALASTOR [But not in that way]

It's me, the very best, the one and only, the horrifyingly charming-

_-*|VOX|*-_

Here on this quaint little 'tumblr' site because Velvette says we need more interactions with the plebians to listen and interact with all you lovely viewers and fans at home!

So strap in! Get some popcorn and beverage of your choice because it is TIME FOR THE SHOW!

[TAGS] #flatfuckvoxdays | #ask the tv bitch | #tw Valentino | #A/V² | #no comment posts

[OTHER BLOGS]

Forgotten outdated junk: @cannibals-and-radio

The “hashtag bitch”: @red-velvette-swirl

Moth Pimp: @moth-pimp-val

#1 Moth Hater: @call-me-vendetta

Piece of Shit with a Duck Obsession: @thebigbossofhellhimself

Mom Crystal Ball: @porcelain-oracle

Emotional support cryptid: @lushy-nights

[ADOPTED CHILDREN]

🫧💫: @bubble-anon-responds

🐍: @snekanondoesdumbshit

🦕: @dinonuggiesanon

💥🎾: @anonwitharacket

🐈‍⬛: @full-time-cat-an0n

Cry: @crymeafrozenriver

🥩🐇: @the-horrors-u-make-out-with

Metio: @metioanon

Noodle: @an-asexual-dragonair

🪱: @ittybittyworm

💜👑: @purplecrownanon

S i g h

No eating: insects, arachnids, worms, snails, slugs or anything that one would consider apart of the generalization of 'Creepy Crawlies'

Exception being if prepared by a chef for safe consumption.

[Making this an official rule for all of you.]

[Greetings Lushy! Wonderful to be back✨⚡️]

Trinkets, here… they are shiny, but if they aren’t shiny enough I can find more

~🐦‍⬛

[Ah, how delightful! These trinkets are plenty shiny, dear Crow Anon! Your gifts are much appreciated 💙⚡️🩵]

[Counterpoint: it’s entertaining! And at the end of the day that’s what the masses of hell are interested in ✨⚡️]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(How does one deal with the fact they accidentally castrated someone? Help.)

-💥🎾

[Would be cool, probably would have something to do with that Carmine woman, wouldn’t it? Her and Zestial are the first things that come to mind when I think of webs and spiders.]

* A crow demon walked over shyly with his head down*

~🐦‍⬛

[Aw, I’m flattered, Crow Anon!]

Finally someone acknowledging how cool I am

[And there’s no need to be nervous, though I understand social anxiety is more of a bitch than a certain red-haired someone. Just know that your local TV host is always thrilled to talk with you lovely viewers⚡️✨]

-🐍

You better not have.

[Wha-]

*Poof*