Hey Sexy Mama, Wanna Kill All Humans?

imagine if bella's baby had been a boy and got called jedward

heterosexual couples define themselves and each other through ineptitude, whereas lesbian couples possess a diverse and formidable range of skills

one of life's great mysteries is why so many websites are explicitly designed to be unpleasant to use

I'm captioning a high school graduation, and I'm fairly sure both the (voluntary!!!) student speakers AI generared their speeches because they have the same structure, phrases and imagery, with just minute expression differences.

"right to life" weh weh weh women have the right to kill

I don't like the phrase "changed history" because history is just whatever stuff ended up happening. Whatever it is was just the next bit of history

nothing makes me feel like more of a curtains for zooshka grumpy old person than the conde nast pop culture interview snippets that get uploaded on the captioning platform. It's not just that I don't have any idea who the people in the clips are 99% of the time, but the idea that someone who slurs and drawls that badly can apparently be charismatic and famous, and that "group of of 18-year-olds all screaming at the same time and not being capable of speaking in complete sentences" is a successful content genre, is just incomprehensible to me

cosmetic nose jobs are millennial grey interior decor for the face

doing shit right handed to see what the world is like for you freaks