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DROP A TENNA BELT BUCKLE!!!

AND MY LIFE

Tenna: What is the national tree of the Philippines? Starts with the letter "N." Ralsei!

Ralsei: Niyog. [coconut tree. also our word for 'older' hairy brown coconuts harvested for its rind]

Tenna: Nope. It's a hard, stiff type of wood.

Susie: *with a stiff non-Tagalog accent* Ni-yug.

Tenna: ...It doesn't bear fruit.

Kris: Niyog na baog. [the word 'baog' is used exclusively for people and animals, never plants + our word for coconut milk (gata) is a euphemism for semen]

Tenna: What the hell! It's stiff, doesn't bear fruit, and can only be found in virgin forests. *buzzer* Go Susie!

Susie: Virgin coconut oil!

Tenna: A TREE, I said, a TREE! *buzzer* What?!

Kris: Virgin coconut tree.

Tenna: ... It's a tree. It's a huge as tree, so big, you could literally cool yourself beneath its shade! *buzzer* Go!

Susie: Ice buko! [buko is young smooth green coconut harvested for its juice. ice buko is the best ever summer drink]

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THIS TOOK EMBARRASSINGLY LONG. but I wanted to finish it before I went insane. The original idea is by @carlyraejepsans !! I love this old man and the stray teenage girl he adopted