probably having an existential crisis

Once turned himself into a Jungkook fansite.

Got scared shitless when he thought that his eyebrows were gone.

Was this close to being stabbed right in the forehead by a dart pin thrown by Hoseok. Bangtan: ‘100 points!’

Asked a seaweed what its name was.

Decided to eat rice at 2 in the morning…with ketchup.

‘I think there are rabbits on the moon’

Edited a picture of bangtan with dog leashes on. They were not amused.

Had to stop his vlive because he couldn’t enter his own hotel room; the keys were left inside.

Danced to I Need U with heels on; flawlessly.

Somehow came out while holding a random child on an idol sports athletic championship.

Threatened to leak Jimin’s ‘Ryan McGinley’-like picture; aka nudes.

Won a grammy award…for math.

Had to physically stop himself to not rap along to cypher; it didn’t work.

Ran back and went to the other side of the way just to accompany Seokjin who was walking alone.

Gave a detailed update on his boys night out that ends with him being possibly drunk, sprawled on the bed, kissing and saying goodnight to a Jimin plushie. 

bonus: never forget the fact that his ears can move on its own.