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why am i on this cringe comp?

@waterboy-official dragged me into this

My name is Flambae and feel free to ask me anything.

But if you freaks get fresh with me, I will set your bitch-asses on fire. You have been warned XD

Asks open

#flambae #dispatch #dispatch flambae #flambae asks #flamblog

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funny thing. Robert was also on the sexy man tumbler but he lost to Micheal afton

Let it be known I voted for Michael Afton, I couldn't let my vote go to Robert (-"-;)

Even if both options were terrible, forever diarrhea or atomic bomb... You decide which is which

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THAT'S RIGHT BABY ❤️‍🔥

#HE'S MY SEXYMAN #FIGHTING ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE #i have my beautiful boyfriend #dispatch #waterboy #flambae #waterbae #flambae responds #THAT'S MY BOYTOY YOU BITCHES!

funny thing. Robert was also in the sexy man tumbler but he lost to Michael afton (if I remember correctly)

HAH!

I knew he was in the running but it's honestly a little pathetic with how many people are so down bad for his white-bread ass.

A little disappointed that Sonar didn't get further but honestly- I'd never fucking hear the end of it if he won.

#you guys can keep your white bread #I've got my challah bread and that's all I need <3 #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #tumblr sexyman contest 2026 #glad that whole thing's over

Flambae! Reporter from local gossip magazine Hero News Weekly, do you have a moment?

There has been rumor that SDN figurehead Blonde Blazer and Phoenix Program underdog Invisigal are dating. Do you care to make a comment on this?

- 🎤

Not on the record: they're totally banging.

Just saying, Blazer was wearing a scarf in July and we both know that it's not for fashion.

#I'm not one to out other heroes #but they're at least fucking #don't worry #phenomaman has definitely moved on all things considering #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks

Oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you I do have a younger sibling! he's decently younger than me considering I'm in the late teens, and then you and dad are considering adopting at the moment in my point of time. You two are going to be the greatest parents and im so proud of you guys and everything you do for us.

Also I managed to scare the shit outta bobert

(Fun fact: he's very scared of birds)

- the future child

Couldn't be more proud of my baby scaring Bob-Bob!

That's my little Pheonix 🔥

Good to know I've got two rascals running around. Keep an eye on your brother for me, future baby.

And let me know if your other father's hyphenating or just taking my last name. I wanna bring it up since his is kinda ass.

What do the kids say- it's cheeks?

#note to self: stay relevant with slang #have to stay the bombshell cool dad #waterboy is the cute dorky dad #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy #waterbae #flamboyant #waterbae child

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Hey @waterboy-official,

With the amount of random kids popping up:

Do you actually want kids? I mean, I'm down for kids after a while of course but...

You want kids with me?

#ideally three kids at max #a boy a girl and you know what- number three can be a surprise #that's the dream #god I hope none of them inherent my powers #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #waterboy #waterbae #flamboyant #waterbae child

*pokes head through portal*

I was barely 6 ½ pounds so I was kinda a small baby considering you and dad being freakishly tall so I think you'll be alright lol

Tell papa and everyone I said hi or something, and tell Robert he's a bitch for eating the last break room twinkie! was wanting that >:/

Yeah that's my kid-

Robert, you're a bitch!

@waterboy-official apparently our kid says hi...

Is six pounds too small for a baby? Alexa answer me

#dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy #waterbae #couldn't be prouder of my kid #robert is a bitch #waterbae child

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#look at them #this is some good shit #dispatch #waterboy #flambae #waterbae #flamboyant #i have that shirt #loving this art #look at my fans #always love to see talented fans

Im gonna sound so fuckin crazy cause you and WB don't have me for a good few years but why on earth did you hit dad with your car? Cause I asked auntie Alice how you two met and I am very thankful dad's so forgiving because good lord you were MEAN! Anyway I gotta go back through this time portal thing but I just wanted to let you know I WILL be flicking future you with water and also to tell you that im proud of how far you've come baba, your potentially future kid is proud of you <3

*hops through time portal*

... what the fuck?

Okay, yeah I hit Waterboy with my car. I didn't exactly have the best night prior and I did apologize, believe it or not.

Life advice for the future kid, don't speed, get plenty of rest, and take care of your fucking teeth.

Also quit going into time portals, you scared the hell out of me!

#dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy #waterbae #flamboyant #waterbae child #holy shit and fucking balls #I'll be a dad...#oh shit- praying for an easy pregnancy and no dad bod for myself #a couple of years huh #plenty of time to get married

Did you and waterboy do anything for the 4th? I got to light off mourters! It was so fun, and one of the fireworks I got to light off was orange and blue! Made me think of you guys lol

I always think of Waterboy whenever I see his fugly yellow and blue combo ❤️‍🔥

I worked, putting out dumbass' fires all night.

PSA, don't be a fucking idiot with fireworks.

#also they disturbed my babies #poor shakira and mikey #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy

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guess the Vegas trip with waterboy got canceled thanks to robert?

Vegas trip has been rescheduled for August.

We're taking a whole week and no one- Not even a resurrected Shroud can stop me!

#try me bitches #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy #waterbae #flamboyant

how ya pride month going so far? Did anything fun?

My ass has been working all fucking pride month and now I'm losing my goddamn voice.

I swear Robert's being homophobic because Waterboy and I haven't even been dispatched out together! I'VE BEEN ON A MISSION EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS MONTH!

But otherwise the pride parties are nice and the rainbow shot platters are overrated as fuck

#gonna give waterboy a pride celebration tonight #if you know what i mean #there will be glitter #and it is going to end up all over my boo #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy #waterbae #flamboyant

Do you have any advice on how to stay cool during pride events? I know hydration is important but I still get hot way to easy T-T

Water, sports drinks, lemonade, keep your blood sugars stable and keep hydrated. Very important!

Breezy shirts, wear fucking sunscreen, I don't care if you're only out for an hour or two, WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN!

Rest in the shade. No shade? Get an umbrella

If you start experiencing symptoms, give it a rest before getting back out to party 🔥

#no one needs to be crispy #breezy clothes and take breaks #keep your blood sugars up too #eat something before you go!#don't want anyone passing out again

how to feel do you about those weird couple shirts like 'i come in peace' and 'I'm peace' or something like that?

Style it or it's fucking weird. Consider even cropping that shit

I've got a cropped collection and it is fire 🔥

#i have a 'I'm peace' shirt #hated it #then i cropped the bitch and i wear it on dates #herman hates it #but i love wearing dumb shit with him #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterbae #flamboyant

does waterboy have shark like teeth? If so was it a fun way his teeth are shape?

He's got these cute little sharky fangs and his molars are like hellaciously sharp.

Great for biting shit like fruits and meat...and people-

#watching him eat a cucumber is fucking adorable #he's so cute #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #waterboy #waterbae #flamboyant

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Okay... Maybe there should be a limit on how many squats I do

just ripped my facking pants

#can waterboy or prism assist please #this shit is embarrassing #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #girl help

what pride flags/labels do u use?

Trans and gay.

I don't do microlabels but more power to the people who do.

And big shout out to the ace and aromantic spectrum, their flag colors are fire ❤️‍🔥

#the aroace sunset flag is just spectacular #no notes queens #I'm a man and i like men #you don't like anyone? hell yeah. pop off #if i find any misgendering from any of you fucks: you owe me $50 #in fact if you're cis: give a trans person a dollar #it's pride month and i said so #dispatch #flambae #flamblog #flambae asks #pride month #flags

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