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Has Waterboy told you that he's been nominated for the annual tumblr sexyman contest?
Actually, in saying that, i doubt he knows either
But theres already propaganda popping up if you look up his name
WATERBOY FOR SEXYMAN 2026
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Why are we shipping you and Mecha Bitch??
These are my top three reasons.
1. There is no way Robert is not your type, basically EVERYONE on this site alone wants him.
2. Out of everyone on the Z-team, you two banter like its the most natural thing in the world, and we love that for you both.
3. You pretend not to care but you also look out for Robert, which he desperately needs, you've seen his apartment and his daily Twinkie lunches (that stuff is nasty how can he eat that stuff?). Please make him an actual lunch some time, he needs it.
So, yeah? We think you guys would totally fit together. Sorry, not sorry
You wanna know my reasons?
1. He's a bitch named Robert. I'm not fucking basic and he is not my type. At all.
2. I banter with Prism the most, fucking ask her @official-prism she and I are platonic soulmates or whatever
3. I make Robert a lunch already! The bitch chooses the twinkies and doesn't eat his vegetables. Grown ass man btw!!1!
I have no interest in dating my dispatcher. It's unprofessional as fuck, he's white fucking bread, and I care enough to keep him alive because I don't want to go through another fucking Dispatcher! He's the decent one and I'll keep decent over actively malicious!
I kinda wanna give you a waterboy cake, is that okay or will you set me on a fire
If it's not poison or has waterboy actually in it...
yeah, hand it over
You’re my favorite hero *puts 5k into your bank account*
Treat yourself
Ohmygod-
@waterboy-official @official-prism
HERMAN, ALICE, GET YOUR SHOES ON, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!
MY TREAT 🔥
Flambae! Reporter from local gossip magazine Hero News Weekly, do you have a moment?
There has been rumor that SDN figurehead Blonde Blazer and Phoenix Program underdog Invisigal are dating. Do you care to make a comment on this?
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Not on the record: they're totally banging.
Just saying, Blazer was wearing a scarf in July and we both know that it's not for fashion.
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ragebait be upon you
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Fuck off gear anon...
Wait a fucking minute- MECHA BITCH IF THAT'S YOU 🔥
Goddamn you two took forever to ask each other out. Glad for you and all but now that it’s out in the open WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I LOST MONEY BETTING ON THIS I DESERVE TO KNOW!
... I did what?
Fucking hell- keep me away from vodka.
I hesitated asking out Puddles because I didn't know if he liked men. There.
Omg! Flambae!! Omg r u single *twirling my hair* you're so hot and sexy and hot
Is Tumblr a fucking dating app? there's too many nerds on here for that shit... (I swear to god if that wet napkin added me to a dating site)
While I burn pretty hot, I am single fml...
Gentlemen, hit me up if you're over 6' and not a total fucking loser
