look professor can we REALLY know that they didn't say these thi

Jackson: On a scale of one to ten, how much sass are you going to give me today?

at little round top

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

I mean, trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

union high command meeting

Everybody's dying, bitch. Let's get you some fruit.

The Beastie Boys fought and possibly died for my right to party, so...

Thoughts? You wanna give that shit a rest. You’ve been thinking thoughts your whole life and look where that got you.

Grant, meeting his subordinates for the first time: Uh, excuse me. Who's in charge here?

He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

I burnt my wrist playing a crazy game my friends and i invented where you pass a "Boppit" over a fire pit while someone squirts kerosene over the fire. It's called Fire Boppit. Look up Boppit if you don't know what I'm talking about. also don't play this game.

I don't wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face.

Fremantle: (on the day of Pickett's Charge) So Garnett has to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?

It’s like a party in my mouth and everybody’s throwing up!

At the risk of sounding negative, no.