no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

I don’t even want a translation this is the funniest thing ever

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

aaaa! i could’ve dropped my croissant

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

It: *goes like this* 4th & 5th: *exists consecutively* Fall: minor Lift: major King: *baffled but composing* Hallelujah 

She: *ties you to a kitchen chair* *breaks your throne* *cuts your hair* Hallelujah: *is cold and broken*

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

i may be antisocial and unattractive 

but?

that’s all

i wish straight people would stop talking to me about riverdale

will not say this again, if i see one more post referencing the weed number four-two-zero on the dashboard ,u will be blocked with littl;e to no warning .

420

unbelievable . that’s the weed number right there

not to be dramatic but brooklyn 99 literally saved television

wheres the love of my life wtf!!! i got things i want to do with them tf