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The shortlist of nominees for the prestigious Man Booker literary award was announced Tuesday in London. On the one hand, as the Man Booker committee noted, itâs a diverse list. On the other hand, two of the short-listed nominees are American, which could make some British authors unhappy.
Shortlist Revealed For 2015 Man Booker Prize
PROTOCOL
by Kristina Marie Darling and John GallaherÂ
At the training center theyâre teaching us âroll overâ and âplay dead.â Weâd thought, beforehand, that it was one thing: âroll over and play dead,â but we knew so little back then. In âroll over,â for instance, thereâs this trick to look continually harmless so as not to draw attention to oneself, but not too harmless, as that would cause one to think maybe your harmless behavior is a form of resisting. As well, âplay deadâ is problematic, because the protocol is to kill one twice for resisting. Itâs important, therefore, to play dead in a âtwice deadâ way, as being dead in a singular, or a âjust now deadâ way could be considered resisting. Also, if one is attempting the âhaving done nothingâ before being told to do nothing, it is important to know that this can be considered a form of resisting. Breathing, too, is also listed as a form of resisting, with the explanation that itâs performing without the express command to perform. Care should be taken, though, because performing when told to perform is also listed as a form of resisting. After having been killed, care must be taken to âroll overâ and âplay deadâ because supposed inability to hear commands is no excuse for not obeying commands.
IN GUADALAJARA, ONE OF US WILL EMERGE AS THE FEARLESS LEADER
by Kristina Marie Darling and John GallaherÂ
From the beginning, I wasn't good at following the rules. You just kept making ordinances, though, and I wondered if you liked seeing them broken.
First, there were the specifications for your office, which must always be stocked with fine wines and expensive chocolates. Then there was the code of conduct at the house, that seemingly endless list of warnings mounted above the kitchen table: If you leave the gate unlatched just once. If you look inside any of the cabinets.
It goes without saying that resistance is often about subtlety. So don't ask me why your coffee tastes different this morning.
Don't ask why there's so much sorrow in the trees.
A new interview with Stephanie Dickinson, author of Heat: An Interview with Jean Seberg, has been published on Fjordsâ website. Interviewer Kristina Marie Darling delves deep into the rich text, and Dickinsonâs complex, accomplished, and complicated past - as well as her ties to Seberg herself. Check it out here.Â

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News From the War, the Trees Catch Fire
by Michael Salcman
The annual fireworks displayâs gone wrong. Rockets launched in seeming safety from a barge send red and blue florets and golden pinwheels into neighborâs trees, where sparklers fall like hot rain trimming the elms with gray wreaths and blackened fruit, the leaves aflame before their funerals come a few months more. The cinders cartwheel into a field on the banks of the Rhode, transforming a Maryland river into the RhĂ´ne with patches of red, Dutch green and mauve.
The barrage goes on all night. I can almost touch the colors streaking the portlights of our boat. We turn off the latest news on the radio so as not to offend other sailors, while hoping the pasture grass wonât light from a stray spark or misdirected rocket. We sit disconnected, so independent in our little boats we no longer fear the glow, grateful that nothing catches. When the darkness returns, the noise of laughing voices spoils across the water, mixes with shouts and horns blaring at holidayâs end. The Fourth, a close call, then silence.
EACH THING THAT HAS BEEN TAKENÂ (WINCHESTER MANSION: SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA)
By Frank Paino
The dead do not care if their clothes catch & shred on the wooden ribs of cypress hedge that guard the widowâs six-acre mansion. What need is there for cover when they move, resplendent in their own raw gore, across the vast scalped lawn in its shroud of rusted starlight?
They stumble or crawl past the Serpent Fountain & viridian crescent, past the bronze insult of âChief Little Fawnâ grasping his impotent bow. They reopen their wounds against the rough skin of painted redwood shingles, scale four scalloped stories to the roof of this puzzle home & one after one, claw their way down the soot-black throats of its seventeen brick chimneys.
The dead are hell-bent on taking back each thing that has been takenâŚeach missing limb whose absence echoes in the silver faces of two hundred Victorian mirrors... each gaping chest that shrieks like a window left cracked in a prairie stormâŚeach shattered harp of rib & gristled spleen... each this or that blown off or blown open by a Model 1873.
They have taken a vow to take their time, a blood toast raised by each in turn to a slow descent into madness for the one whose fortune was built on swift lever action, whose days & nights of ceaseless hammer-fall sum up her childish scheme of confusion or conciliation.
The dead have learned to savor the meanwhile, to take the measure of incremental decline. There is time enough to navigate the corridors & twisted switchbacks, count to thirteen at each spindle & webbed window, rifle through scrawled sĂŠance notes kept by a wizened hand. Time enough for each to squeeze the old womanâs sluggish heart as she rocks in her satin bed, to keep her alive one more night & one more nightâ until the last muzzle flash has been swallowed by starless dark. Until the last cursed bullet has been named.
[Note: Sarah Winchester, widow & heiress to her husbandâs firearms fortune, ordered continuous construction on her mansion in the belief it would either confuse or appease the spirits of all those killed by the Winchester Model 1873 rifle. Construction ceased upon her death, 38 years after the project commenced.]
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I want to mourn Yi-Fen Chou, the Chinese American woman poet who doesnât exist.
âWhat kind of poetry would [Yi-Fen Chou] write, if she were real and not just a white manâs fantasy?ââ Quaint Magazine Editor, Soleil Ho, addresses the man who pretends to be a Chinese-American woman poet, wearing her identity âlike a pair of boxer briefsâ in order to snag a spot in Best American Poetry 2015. Â
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Le Corbusier designed glimmering high-rises while Salvador Dali painted implausible landscapes, yet they had one thing in common: both embraced the golden ratio as gospel and used it in their work. But could it be possible that these two 20th century masters had fallen for nothing more than the art world equivalent of an old wiveâs tale?
Does the Golden Ratio Not Measure Up?
Peter
by Ingrid Wenzler A heavy fog, typical of that time of year and Peter, looking like he knew where he was going, was pushing an off-white pram so lightly that it seemed to glide on and on ahead of him. The night was cold, and there was a thin layer of moisture on the sidewalk, the pram, the heavy branches overhead. Peter tugged at the hood of the pram and, out of habit, tucked the corners of Annaâs top cover under her shoulders. He remembered his father coming in at night to kiss him and adjust his blankets; he thought of how large his fatherâs arms had looked to him and realized, for the first time, how his large his arms must look to Anna. Coming to one of the all-womenâs dormitories, he hesitated and considered going back the way he came, but no, he would continue. He turned the pram to the left and followed the low wall that led to the dance studio, one of those modern buildings, with glass on all sides. The studio was lighted, that pale green of swimming pools, and, even through the fog, Peter could see a figure beside the bar, lifting her leg. So she was there, but, of course, he had known she would be. He steered the pram off of the sidewalk, onto the grass, and for a long time, he watched, while she leaned one way, then another, submerged in her way, moving slowly. He let go of the pramâs handle and moved closer. She crossed the studio and opened a large, covered basin. Seeming to be in a daze, she reached into the basin, covered herself with its contents, began to dance, and with each movement, sent clouds of white dust flying above her, all around. She tracked the same white, chalk-like dust over the floor of the studio, and Peter thought of peacock-headed princes and their child-brides, of swords, of pride, of fear, of snow rising and falling in the windâa world so far from his own. She turned, facing the front of the studio, and lowered herself to the ground, panting and moving her hands over one of her shoes, the bottom then the sides, the dirty and frayed material, and her foot beneath. She stretched her foot then stood, looked from side to side, and, as if she has taken too long with her shoe and wanted to make up for it, began to spin around and around, so fast that he wanted to touch her waist and pull her toward him from the hips. His hand, since he had left the pram had been beneath his dick, scarcely touching, but seeing her spin, he had held tighter, not thinking, only feeling, until he heard a cry. Without meaning to, before he had put her cry into words and thought I have left the pram, it is behind me and that is Anna crying, Anna, my baby, is crying, and my wife is at home, without me he had echoed Annaâs cry, so that his cry became her cry and then another, final cry, sustained, caught in the night and the fog. Â

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