Unguided Madness

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies