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fand0mfan

I can't be the only person who immediately looked for the least common ones to try and use them more, right?

thesarahshay

Scumwit and dirt goblin are pretty great, tbh.

hapalopus

I'm more interested in the mid-range. People actually call others dipclown, buttgoblin, and poopboy??

fivefunfelonies

𝕌ℕℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝕆ℕ 𝕀ℕ𝕊𝕌𝕃𝕋𝕊 𝕄𝔸𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕃𝕀𝕊𝕋:

All of the extra-light ones that I see:

Dumbgoblin

Scumwit

Dipgoblin

Libsucker

Libnozzle

Libgoblin

Dirthat

Dirttard

Dirtwit

Trumpnozzle

Trumpgoblin

Wanksucker

Wankclown

Slightly darker (slightly different shades):

Dumbsucker

Dumbnozzle

Scumstick

Scumnozzle

Scumclown

Scumgoblin

Diphat

Dipsucker

Dipboy

Dipstain

Dipnozzle

Dipwaffle

Assstain

Assstick

Libbag

Libhead

Liblord

Libwit

Libwad

Libboy

Libstain

Libclown

Libwaffle

Cockclown

Butttard

Buttwit

Dirtsucker

Dirtstain

Dirtstick

Dirtnozzle

Dirtclown

Dirtwaffle

Dirtgoblin

Trumpclown

Trumpwaffle

Twathat

Twattard

Twatwit

Twatsucker

Twatnozzle

Pissstick

Pissnozzle

Pissclown

Pisswaffle

Pissgoblin

Wankass

Wankhat

Wankwit

Wankwad

Wanknozzle

Wankwaffle

Wankgoblin

Bumwit

Bumboy

Bumnozzle

Bumclown

Bumwaffle

Bumgoblin

Poopwit

Poopnozzle

Poopclown

Poopwaffle

Poopgoblin

My personal favorites from that list:

Wanksucker

Scumstick

Dipstain

Ass stain

Twatsucker

Twatnozzle

Pissclown

Wankass

Wankwad

Bumboy

Bumgoblin

Poopwaffle

#this took way too long #but here it is #the masterlist of uncommon insults

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homunculus-argument

no shade to "sharing food via kiss" anon but I would be into that, although probably in private, no wonder I never had a relationship I am a freak and I am not embarrassed by that

I don't believe in segregation by any other reason, but I think people who are into that shit should exclusively date people who are into that shit, and people who don't want to do that can stick to people who don't want to do that. Like you're all free to be a freak but it's most polite to only freak when froken to.

fivefunfelonies

But how do we get to be froken to? Do we have to wait for somebody to break the rule or is there some secret code? /gen

Just went to pass a fucking TRASH TRUCK who was going 40 in a 65, on a 2-WAY ROAD, and this fucker SPED UP to 70 and almost make me get into a FUCKING HEAD ON COLLISION with a MINIVAN, I'm going FUCKING FERAL

iphysalian

Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

isworldbuildingphilosophiphical

One Of The Issues With People Trying To Do World Building Can Be Seen Here Because, The Concept Of Marriage Can Be Excluded Entirely, In Place You Could Do Something Like, A Society Without Romantic Relationships Entirely It Could Be Utopian Or Dystopian As In A Society Where Everybody Is Able To Have Relations With Anyone Else Provided Consent, Or It Could Be Where Parents Are Chosen By Maybe The Government Or Maybe The Gods/God To Make Perfect Stronger Children

arachnidsgrrip

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

teapartiez

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

homestuckhomestuckhomestuck

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Merry crisis

Merry chrysler

It’s crimas

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Misfortune's daily wrapped from yesterday =3

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Finally, Misfortune has a social media XD

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joshpeck

i think butter is a better bagel topping than cream cheese. there. i said it.

joshpeck

fivefunfelonies

Fuck cream cheese, jam a the way

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Istg I'm secretly British, I am very much enjoying my fancy tea in my antique tea set with my tea biscuits

#text post #random shitpost #for context #im american

Just did the literal definition of girlbossing: opened my k-beauty collagen mask with an actual dagger 😌

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sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

mugwomps

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

aliciabenissa

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

fivefunfelonies

I am a firm believer that you should let your cats have a little sniff of whatever you're holding but this morning I was eating a bagel and my cat fucking CHOMPED that bitch ໒꒰ྀི -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ ꒱ྀི১⁼³₌₃

fivefunfelonies

Update: I have created a monster. She stole one of my bagels as I was eating it and tried to take it under my couch.

#text post #cats

I am a firm believer that you should let your cats have a little sniff of whatever you're holding but this morning I was eating a bagel and my cat fucking CHOMPED that bitch ໒꒰ྀི -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ ꒱ྀི১⁼³₌₃

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woman-becomer

ok, imagine you're at the fun fair,

and then you see the Deep Fried Fuck Shack

they got all the classics you'd expect to see

everything on the menu is free because the manager and all the chefs love you and think you're awesome + they're right

what are you ordering

Deep Fried Oreos

Really Long Corndog

Chicken Tender Bucket

Big Block of Fries

Deep Fried Fuck Special

Something else (secret menu)

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

fivefunfelonies

So my favorite deep fried thing, tale a funnel cake (already deep fried desert) and deep fry it again. Double Deep Fried Funnel Cake™

Can really taste the process in this meat

-me, eating a hotdog

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