Way too sleep-deprived for this

Jake: I would do anything for you, babe

Shane: Probably have a very peaceful life, everyday would be so calm, no trouble...

Me: btw, canonically Angelica was already married when they met

My friend: canonically?

OMG The Lin-Manuel Miranda, what are you doing here?? Anyways, the pop culture joke this episode is the best lmao

Shane: *throwing Ilya into the boards*

Ilya: *chuckling* hollander, I know you're gay, we already talked about it

Shane: No, this time it's something different. I think I might have autism

Ilya: oh my god

Shane: What?

Ilya: you can't be doing this the second time

Shane: YOU KNEW?

Ilya: Jackie told me there's no such thing as too much chocolate!

Shane: THIS RECIPE IS FOR TWO SEVINGS

Ilya:

They're in the middle of playing with Hayden's kids? "Shane, look, we have to try this pose!"

They're meeting with the centaurs? "Shane, remember this one yesterday?"

Svetlana: you were flirting with Shane

Ilya: he's my husband, that's not weird

Shane: You asked me if I was single

Hayden: *stumbling into the room, noticeably disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE DAMN STAIRS

Ilya: *holding back laughter with a smirk*