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Vanya: I’m this close to falling in love with sissy

Allison: Vanya, your fingertips are literally touching

Vanya: exactly

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Klaus: is there a spirit in this house?

Ben: yes

Klaus: good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st

Ben: wtf

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Diego: I need you to swear—

Lila: fuck

Diego: I meant like, promise...

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Ben: adding ‘LMAO’ doesn’t hide your pain

Klaus: yes it does LMAO

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Five: I have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?

Klaus: put spaghetti in it

Five: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you

Diego: put spaghetti in it

Five: I am currently taking suggestions from—

Luther: put spaghetti in it

Five: I am currently—

Ben: put spaghetti in it

Five: I am no longer taking suggestions

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Vanya: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush—

Sissy: Hey, Vanya!

Vanya: I love you

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Dave: I just need to hear those three little words

Klaus: I love you?

Dave: try again

Klaus: I will behave

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Klaus: I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual

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Do we think there’s a season 2 in our future or.....???

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Five: Luther, give Klaus his boa back. He looks naked without it. It’s creeping me out

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Would never stab someone: Ben, Vanya

Would stab someone out of retaliation: Allison, Luther

Yells “I won’t hesitate, bitch” First: Klaus

Would stab someone without warning: Diego

Would stab someone as a warning: Five

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The Handler: what’s your greatest weakness?

Five: I’m uncooperative

The Handler: give me an example?

Five: no

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Reginald: sometimes I feel like I have failed as your father

Klaus: sometimes?!

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[first day at work]

The Handler: Mr. Five, tell us about your family

Five: I have one

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Diego: and our second option is surveillance footage of Luther soliciting drugs using perfect grammar

Luther: it’s not weird to say “may I have some cocaine”

Klaus: it is

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The Handler: Hello, Mr. Five. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor

Five: yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you

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