Fishing For CoD

Soap would accidentally knock into a grill during a barbecue and light the grass on fire, probably from either learning or playing American football—or from playing “regular” ol’ soccer football.

Gaz would be right there with him—not because he’s inconsiderate, but just because he gets competitive when it comes to sports (especially against the Scotsman).

Price would probably be the least problematic, complimenting the house of the host(s) and absolutely devouring all food served to him until he can only sit all hunched over on a bench feeling bloated.

Ghost? Well, I’m actually not too sure about him. He might be right there with Price—probably has some good manners taught by his ma. However, his intimidating demeanor might scare off the children at first. When they get used to him, though, the “cool tall motorcycle uncle” (whether or not he’s actually related to anybody there, through marriage or otherwise) is encouraging them to do all sorts of naughty things—from spraying guests with water guns to teaching them about “the importance of the vagus nerve” so that they keep trying to chop Soap in the neck.

More attempts at Ghost

Still learning, of course, but I think it turned out pretty well for a sketch

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Like, he just learned French in high school, and he keeps practicing and even does Duolingo, but he never uses it

Like, Ghost doesn't usually care to watch many movies that aren't, like, random nature documentaries and a few good movies he rewatches, so he doesn't know about many of the things that come out like Inside Out or Inside Out 2, Moana, or any of that

And, yes, specifically kids movies

Soap and Gaz get a good laugh out of forcing Ghost and Price to watch "kids' movies", but they all secretly actually really like them

Price usually reads books and doesn't watch lots of movies, but there's still a few good ones he likes (he got introduced to old westerns a while back, and even though he doesn't always understand the "slang", he still likes their aura or vibe or whatever)

During horror movies he’s leaning forward with wide eyes, completely focused on the screen, muttering commands and please

“C’mon… get up… get up….”

Sometimes he’ll just randomly yell when he gets too excited or frustrated

“RUN, DAMNIT!”

And like when watching sad movies people can swear they hear him sniffling and see remnants of wiped tears

He watched Inside Out and Inside Out 2 and cried during BOTH of them.

Like he either has some whole-ass routine that’s very thorough and takes forever (he starts at like 4:00 in the morning and wakes everybody up with his humming or blasting music, either that or listening to some Scottish radio thing idk)

Or he just showers and doesn’t wash his hair, then in the morning he sprays a fuck-ton of hairspray to keep his Mohawk in place

Like maybe he’ll see a Starbucks cup on somebody’s desk and thinks it’s some new hot thing so he buys himself a Starbucks cup and puts it on his desk

But when people ask about it he just says he took it from the lost and found or something because he’s embarrassed to admit he likes keeping up with “trends” and such

He also tells Laswell about all of these little fads

“All the kids are doing it”, he says

“Even I have one”, he says.

Next time they see each other or whenever he finds a way to glance at her desk, whether that be online or in person, he finds a similar cup on her desk with the same logo.

Price: Fuck off, MacTaVish.

Soap: Ey, I’m not the one with the receding hairline.

Price: WELL, AT LEAST I DON’T LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY SLAPPED A TURD ON MY HEAD, SPRAY-PAINTED IT TO LOOK LIKE HAIR, AND CALLED IT A DAY!

Soap:

(@Bluegiragi on Twitter/X is where I first saw Harpy Gaz, go check them out)

I know Gaz isn’t like actually a bird and all that, but y’all know how when you touch a bird’s back it can like feel that way about you or whatever? Well, I was thinking, maybe you would like keep subtly grazing his back, specifically his spine, just barely brushing over his feathers as you reach for him.

It drives him crazy, crazy for you, but he doesn’t even know what you’re doing. He’s so frustrated for absolutely no reason, wondering why he’s so obsessed with you. He just can’t get you out of his head.