Fisheyeism.

May I never miss a sunset or a rainbow because I am looking down.

Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason.

We are like oil and water, but all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar! Delicious!

Even the wishes of an ant reach to heaven.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

Beauty isn't something on the outside. It's your insides that count! You gotta eat green stuff to make sure you're pretty on the inside.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun.

The Tabernacle: [perpetually repeating] Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four. Caution: You are approaching the periphery shield of Vortex Four.

Don't take rich people as examples.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

It never hurts to ask. Unless you ask for hurt.