90% hnmp

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

i need a capri sun and then i need to be shot

Is gay wrist an advantage or disadvantage in sword fighting technique time-sensitive

new character mischaracterization; “he would NOT admit he is transgender”

Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes

the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

I think cuddling is really cool and I really like it but we need a more badass word for it. gripping. a nonlethal strangle sesh. body choke

im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny

wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you