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@firestarterfledgeling
"Just, j-just don’t touch me. Just don’t touch me. Don’t come too c-close; don’t come close don’t, just don’t. Run away.”
"Don't worry. I'm totally fireproof. I mean my clothes aren't, but those are replaceable. Look." He pulled out a lighter, running the flame under his hand. "No burns, see? You gotta let me help you out. What's your name?"
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"D-D-Don’t! Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! You’ll burn!”
"Whoa whoa whoa, hey. Don't worry. I don't burn that easy. Just take a deep breath and let's get rid of that fire, yeah?"
"I know you're my brother's boyfriend and all, but you're a total cutie and I'd love to see just how hot you can get." (Tally NO)
"About five thousand degrees fahrenheit. Give or take."
"Your logic is incredibly flawed. I’ll get some food—just don’t eat the flowers.”
"Okay. They're really tasty though."
"Don’t you Ellie me, mister. That’s cheating.”
"Ellie, I'm hungry. And all there is to eat is meat."
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“Shay.”
"Ellie."
"—You ate the petunias?”
"I ate the petunias."
“Something ate my freaking petunias.”
"Sorry. I was really hungry and the only thing in the fridge is meat."
“I can and will ground you.”
"That doesn’t matter because I am one hundred and sixty nine years old. You are still a teenager.”
"Oh shut up. You're not my real dad."
"Age doesn't bring you fucking wisdom. Age brings you fucking wrinkles."
“Language. And I’m talking about that little git trying to hide in the bushes.”
And it wasn’t doing a very good job of it either. Hence why the fairy promptly took a good blast at it. ”Get back here you little sod!”
"English."
"And you literally said fucking right before I said fucking."
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“That fucking gnome…” It went and knocked over all of Sunny’s pot plants.
Again.
"Did you just call me a fucking gnome? Rude."
[incoming call from: Shay Harrow]
"…hello?"
"Where are the what?"
"The sour patch parents."
[incoming call from: Shay Harrow]
"…hello?"
"BUT STEVE WHERE ARE THE SOUR PATCH PARENTS."
"Happy birthday. Have a pair of on-fire pants."
"Nate didn't tell me his boyfriend was so hot. Hi, I'm his twin sister, Natalia."
"Really? I didn’t think he’d let that pun pass. Hello, Shay Harrow. Nice to meet you."
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"Every king needs a really nice crown." - Nate
"Will you be my queen?"
"So. You're the kid who's corrupting my son." (donthandmethings HI)
"Ah! Mr. Stark! Hi. Yes. Hi. I mean no. No I’m not corrupting him."
"Uh huh. See, Nate didn’t make any of these decisions until you came along. He was a good kid. I don’t know, don’t see the correlation here?"
"No no no please don't bring math into this. I'm not good with math. But say it was my fault, what do you want me to do about it?"
