Would you like some Basghetti?

i drank a gallon of my own piss a day for a month here’s what happened

i still look like this if you’re wondering

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife