Would you like some Basghetti?

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

He’s casting a spell 🫧

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

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Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i drank a gallon of my own piss a day for a month here’s what happened

i still look like this if you’re wondering

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think