Would you like some Basghetti?

spelling babies as “babys” briefly disrupts electronic equipment in the same way that Slenderman does

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

if i was a plane i wouldnt leave the airport. thats where my friends are

if i was an airplane i wouldnt leave anyone ever again

i wouldnt let anything hurt you

Need that heavy rain sound type of night

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?