Would you like some Basghetti?

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

*through gritted teeth* no one has ever loathed themself into getting better, you have to love yourself a little to change

Dio lackeys are always saying shit like “Lord Dio will be so pleased when he hears tell of my deed! He shall reward me!” I don’t know how to tell you but Dio does not give a fuck

Dio is standing in front of his mirror testing selfie angles right now and to be honest he’s kind of hoping you die

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore