Would you like some Basghetti?

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

*flirting* babygirl i have smg4 knowledge you don't even care about. now put your clothes back on, i need to show you guns n puzzles.

I cant even stress how much of a never kill yourself moment seeing the new short is for me. Tome spinoff in ten minutes