They're Spicy Boys, Link.

So I was goin’ somewhere, and i fell for some reason, and ended up inside of the mountain??? I could climb the wall as well? (Inactivity update, I decided recently to create a personal blog, which has taken me quite some time to set up, but I finally figured it out. The URL is @fireproof-lizards It’s my multi-fandom shitpost blog. So follow if you’d like, thanks.

I love how angry Link gets when he is charging up a charge attack. [!!! Spoiler Alert !!!] He is the Hatred and Malice Incarnate, not Dark Beast Ganon.

Tag yourself, I’m centaur, or bat. (Original content, amazing, I know.)

“MMM Gurl u are FRAGRANT today! Yass, work that Hinox perfume, WORK IT.”

So apparently, the Shiekah Stealth Gear is sneaky. Like, really sneaky. I could get this close to a Pink Heron without it flying away, and since birds are such nervous, on-edge creatures, I am left with only one question: WHY THE HECK CAN ENEMIES HEAR ME SO EASILY WHEN I WEAR THE ARMOR? Like, was this bird on crack, so he just let me get close until; he realized the truth???

Quick Tip: You can actually disable your Divine Powers by selecting them in the menu.

Hey friends, sorry for my recent inactivity, I have almost run out of screenshots to post, and must transfer more from my Switch to my computer. Also, I have created a personal/backup/shitpost blog @fireproof-lizards, so if you want, you can go follow it. Thank you for sticking with me through this hiatus, I will be sure to post more content once I transfer more screenshots, or begin receiving asks.

I did this shrine quest a while ago and when I checked my Adventure Log and this was what it said. God I love Nintendo.

I love it when the NPCs don’t react to stuff.

Hey look I made more original content about a dead meme. I would buy this T-Shirt. Please don’t use without permission.

Y’know how most residents of Hyrule get spooked when you attack them? Well, not Kass, he just gets disappointed in your life choices. “C’mon Link, no need to be a Kass”

So I was running around in [Hebra, probably?] and I found a camouflaged Ice-Breath Lizalfos but he was stuck in the T-Position??? I attacked him and he got unfrozen, and when I reloaded he was gone entirely?

lmao I was messing with the camera angle in Gerudo Town and I got this. Try to find Link.

Here are some possibly helpful recipes that you can cook.

So everyone was obsessed with your ability to create fire in Breath of the Wild, but apparently Nintendo was too??? Like they’re self aware now and I’m honestly so proud if them.