Light Of My Life

me: yeah I wouldn't want a daughter either bc it would completely break my heart to see people sexualize her for wearing shorts when it's hot out and then blame her for getting sexually harassed... but thanks for that comment phyllis. im sure you're also so far removed from the realities of 2015 that you're also blissfully unaware that almost all of the shorts marketed to teenage girls and young adult women are impractically short to the point where even they don't like it, though they don't have a ton of options. but thanks anyway. your sons are probably gonna grow up to be meninists

what she means: i'd rather stab myself in the eyeballs than watch 2 hours of talking yellow tic-tacs yell 'banana.' they were funny and cute in the first despicable me movie but they don't deserve a feature length film. now they're just irritating. dreamworks is milking the despicable me cash cow. the minions do not deserve their own movie