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I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual

Yep. Sounds about right.

Cutest shit ever

What the fuck? Ashley this dale just jumped a fucking microwave and then let a chair humo her???? Fuck

I can't remember if this was autocorrect or if I was drunk or tumblr won't let me write "humped" ...

Miroku where tf is the goddamn hole in your hand

there is no hole. the hole was a lie.

*ILLUMINATI THEME SONG PLAYS*

I will never stop reblogging this

Reblogging dammit

If blood is thicker then water and maple syrup is thicker then blood, is pancakes more important then family?

Always

A bed is just a shelf for our body when we are not using it.

This just fucked me up ...

Definitely runs in the family >.<

Nothing's ever going to be okay. And if everything is going to be okay, then Supernatural ends and I can't handle that ...

What? This is just... Drool-worthy. His voice. Total hotness. Even though these parts are sad >.>

Miroku where tf is the goddamn hole in your hand

there is no hole. the hole was a lie.

*ILLUMINATI THEME SONG PLAYS*

I will never stop reblogging this

Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken

THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

#chuckle4life

I’ve never seen such a perfect produce section

This pleases me.

I wanna take one from the bottom and watch them all fall

2 types of people

I will never stop loving this