Who You Should Fight: Kingdom Hearts Edition
Sora: You could fight Sora, but why would you want to? He only wants to be your friend. Why are you trying to hurt him? Why are you so mean?
Riku: This child has seen enough shit. He doesn't need you to make his life worse. Besides he'll probably just kick your ass. He is a Keyblade Master after all.
Kairi: DO NOT FIGHT KAIRI. She will kill you. I know she has a pure heart but that will not stop her from jamming that flowery Keyblade down your throat. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU TRIED TO FIGHT HER TWO BEST FRIENDS. AVOID KAIRI AT ALL COSTS.
Naminé: Why do you want to fight this precious cinnamon roll? I mean you'll probably win, but why do you want to hurt her? Why?
Donald: Fucking fight this asshole duck he'll probably forget to heal you anyways.
Goofy: I don't care. Fight Goofy. Just understand what you got in to.
Roxas: I wouldn't fight this kid. He's got an army of powerful beings behind him that can kick your ass for him. Besides he doesn't need your shit, he's got enough problems as it is.
Xion: DO NOT APPROACH XION. DO NOT EVEN LOOK XION IN THE EYE. THIS KID ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE DOWNFALL OF ORGANIZATION XIII. SHE WILL NOT HESITATE TO KICK YOUR ASS. Besides you probably won't even remember the fight even if you win.
Ansem/Xemnas/Xehanort/Master Xehanort: They're basically all the same person. Fight them. They are fucking assholes that ruin children's lives and need to be taken down a peg. Do it. It's not likely you'll win but just fucking do it.
Xigbar/Birag: This asshole needs a punch to the face. I mean you'll probably lose, but it'll be fucking great.
Xaldin/Dilan: This motherfucker uses FLOATING SPEARS OF DEATH. Avoid at ALL COSTS.
Vexen/Even: Do it. Fight this crusty nerd. I would. Just be careful of his ice attacks, and his giant fucking shield.
Lexaeus/Aeleus: No you'll die.
Zexion/Ienzo: This child lost his parents and now you want to fight him. Alright. You monster.
Saïx/Isa: I mean you won't win but I'd still try. He's kind of as ass to his friends and he needs to know you don't do that. Fight him.
Axel/Lea: Don't fight the trash can lid dad. He's just trying his best.
Demyx/???: FIGHT THIS PUNK WHIMP DO IT DONT LET YOUR DREAMS JUST BE DREAMS JUST D O I T
Luxord/???: Don't fight the Ticky Tock Card Shark. Play a game with him. It'll be much more fun, plus he'll critique your strategy when you lose and tell you how to get better. He's a p cool dude.
Marluxia: I don't man know he has a scythe I wouldn't go near him.
Larxene: Not if you don't want to get shanked by an electrified kunai.
Ansem the Wise/DiZ: He is a weak old man and not long for this earth. Punch him.
Terra: This sloppy child is stuck in an enteral purgatory because he was a such a sloppy child, and you want to fight him? K.
Ventus: Don't. He is too pure for this world. Don't. Besides he's sleeping. Don't wake him. Shhhhhhhh.
Vanitas: Fight the jealous evil Sora. He's a child but he could still use an ass kicking.
Aqua: Do not fight her what the hell are you doing she's a fucking Keyblade Master and the fucking Queen of your shit you shitwad she'll kick your fucking ass.
Eraqus: Why do you want to fight Luke Skywalker.
King Mickey: He's called King for a reason tbh.
