*jadus voice* send his ass to eeby deeby

jed solaris will be getting coal this year

can they bring master timmns back into the sith warrior's life. mine wasn't done having sex with him

Theron is the kind of guy who masters useless skills. Like yo-yo tricks. Utterly pointless, but absolutely mesmerizing to watch.

@embracingthelightside and I started coming up with Chuck Norris style Darth Marr Memes “There used to be a hyperlane named after Darth Marr, but they changed it because no one crosses Darth Marr and lives.” “When Darth Marr does push ups he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the planet down.” “There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Darth Marr allowed to live.” “Darth Marr was bitten by a rakghoul, but after five days of agonizing pain; the rakghoul died.”

one of my favorite things in the sith warrior storyline is that there's a point where you can threaten to eat someone as an intimidation tactic, which will net you disapproval from vette. you then have the option to double down on it when your opponent asks a clarifying question, which gains you the approval back immediately. and I love that vette respects commitment to the bit so much that it overrides her aversion to cannibalism.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

A fictional guy should only be made blonde to signify that there's something wrong with him

I need to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) dave filoni