we turn your shit into gold

“trashmound lives up to her username. #nbc”

“Julia doesn’t wear chapstick #nbc”

to confirm with you, yes. a lot of these are satirical and sarcastic. i wouldn’t post them if they were being serious. this is really just for laughs.

“ does 1etterbomb really think we don't know he's bori_bomber?!?”

“andy slamberg always makes the funniest nc boards. he must be a genius.”

“ Why does Glubbucks seem so heckin' cute? ^_^”

“is anthony a boy or a girl, anyway?”

“i'm afraid that all my NC friends think i have slight autism.”

tag ur nsfw

“harriiss? more like harass.”

“the gaming boards are full of people who are totally willing to help, definitely wont ignore your board asking for help. its ok, i figured it out, thanks for the supportive 0 replies”

“i wish that b1urryface dude would stop obsessing over 21pilots band is fucking gay or st lol”

“I like to go on the neoboards while i poop”

“Newbie Chat called me “Fatness Everdeen.” I intend to respond in kind. Everyone, watch your backs, andhave your affairs in order by June 26th, 2017.″

“Kelly is an angel and people should stop talking shit.”