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oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

Me, realizing I fell helplessly in love with the Bohemian Rhapsody cast and I have no way out of it whatsoever: Ah, shit.

Why would anyone do this?!

Rude

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

it’s that time of year smh

freddie mercury would 100% stan harry styles 

if you don’t mentally replace “Sean/Ricky/Pete/Malcolm” with your own ex’s names when singing Thank U, Next then you’re doing it wrong sis

bold of u to assume that many ppl have liked me enough 2 get in a relationship

Im a professional sweetheart

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect