war paint

I do, although I prefer baths.

Stewing in your own filth sounds delightful.

Excuse you. I’m sure you couldn’t sleep of excitement for days, knowing I’m coming back.

I was positively titlated. My new tennis partner is better at bending over and takin it in the ass than you are. How's Yale, frog boy? How's your professor? The family doing well I trust? Do they invite you over for Sunday dinners?

It's not stereotypical if the statistics support it.

I don’t care for actual pearls, either. I prefer the the others over them.

I hope you shower often.

Subway? What’s Subway? I have never heard of Subway. Stay true to Blimpie.

It's like, underground, on a train. They make your sandwich while you travel. The definition of fast food. Blimpie? Does that make you like blow up like the State Puff marshmallow man and float away?

Jokes over, you didn’t get it.

I got it, it was a jizz joke. I just really don't like pearls.

  But it’s funny,come on…

You think jail is funny? I'll try to remember to laugh when I get raped by the crazy Mexican lady who bunks above me. Maybe I'll laugh so hard that I'll cry.

My hair is still perfectly fine, thank you, kitten.

Perfectly fine to double bag it, Kermit.

It’s great for jewelry too. Like a pearl necklace.

Only if you're like eighty and popped out twelve kids. My mother tries to make me wear pearls, I vomit.

I want to know where you go to eat. And I want to be taken there. 

It's this really quaint little sandwich shop, you've probably never heard of it. I think it's called Subway? I could be mistaken.

Bess, this is a serious issue, I could have been arrested.

Fiona Jackson, still perfectly unfiltered.

Sasquatch? Is that you? You look vaguely like Zaiden Allen, but I can't tell with your unruly mop of monkey hair.

I only like cum sauce on my chicken breast.

I prefer it on everything to be honest with you. Cum sauce is my favorite sauce.