frankenteen

RACHEL: Madison and Brody are very talented. While their chemistry is perhaps in its fledgling stages, it was certainly entertaining and their voices harmonize beautifully. It was the right decision.

RACHEL: I'm glad I did. I didn't think I would be. But I am. It's their senior year too.

FINN: Fledging's are baby birds, right?

FINN: Yeah, that's why I told Mr. Shue I wasn't doing any. I just wanted to make sure everyone had a fair shot.

FINN: And the two of us have had our fair share of them.

Brody: Thanks man!

Brody: You did great too! Killed the choreography!

Brody: You can be proud of yourself!

FINN: PSh. You guys did all the heavy lifting this time around. I'm just glad I didn't knock anyone over.

SAM: Not yet.

SAM: Kitty was kinda freaking out, so I went and hung out with her. I might go up tomorrow after school.

FINN: Guess everyone's freaking out.

BIFF: You know, if the FBI ever looks at your phone or laptop, they'll think you have some weird fetishes.

BIFF: Trust me, that's not something I'd ever find myself googling - I have the image in my mind forever.

FINN: Why would the FBI be looking at my laptop?

FINN: Wait, is that why they say you shouldn’t download movies from those weird sites with all the pop ups?

SAM: Yeah, sure. I can meet you at the gym?

SAM: This whole Quinn thing has me kinda fidgety so getting out of the house would be good.

FINN: Thanks. Gym’s fine.

FINN: Yeah, I know what you mean.

FINN: My shift at the auto shop is done soon so if you're not too busy, you think we could play some ball?

FINN: And if you're hungry we can get something to eat after?

FINN: I… I’m sorry for not visiting you in the hospital. I thought you might need space, didn't wanna overwhelm you, and I was just scared.

FINN: I prayed for you, though. No one answered, but I hear God's the silent type.

FINN: If you ever need someone to carry you around like Ariana Grande, I could do that. Or not, whatever you want.

FINN: I’m just glad that you’re okay, Quinn. Really.

FINN: I spent way too long this morning googling pics of nuns in bikinis and it's all your fault.

FINN: Hey I just wanna say I think it was super cool of you to give up your solo at Regionals.

FINN: Just wanted to hit you up and say that you freaking killed it at Regionals, dude!

FINN: Brother from another mother!

FINN: Mind distracting me for a few?

FINN: Hey this is Mason, right?

PUCK: i mean...whatever you believe in bro. positive energy or whatever, you know?

SEBASTIAN: Blowjobs, what the fuck else?

SEBASTIAN: Why would you think I'd know anything about actual sword swallowing?

SEBASTIAN: This conversation just took a very disappointing turn. I thought you were going to become my protégé.

SEBASTIAN: As I am no longer in the Grindr world, I need to pass on my knowledge and talent.

FINN: Look, I didn't know that sword swallowing was another also meant blowjobs!! I was literally talking about the circus when Jake brought it up.

FINN: ...I guess he could have been joking.

FINN: Dude, ew.

KITTY: I did but I'm super behind now.

KITTY: It's only easy adjusting to someone being genuinely sweet to you when you're a normal well-adjusted person and not me?? lol

FINN: Laaaame.

SEBASTIAN: ...That's kind of disturbing.

SEBASTIAN: Then again, it's not like I haven't done it in places other than the privacy of a bedroom.

SEBASTIAN: Oh, it wasn't surprising to me, that's for sure.

SEBASTIAN: You're a little bit more surprising though, I have to say. You put off a much straighter vibe than he did.

SEBASTIAN: ...This is news to you? What exactly did you think I was doing?

SEBASTIAN: Granted, it's not my only talent, but... still. It's kind of like... obvious. Either way, it's nice to be appreciated.

SEBASTIAN: You mean like, bribery? I don't know, I have a boyfriend now, and those judges are usually pretty old and ugly. But I'm not above playing dirty.

SEBASTIAN: Wait, why a circus theme?

SEBASTIAN: ...Hold on.

SEBASTIAN: Are you actually talking about literal sword swallowing?

FINN: Okay, this convo just got real confusing all of a sudden.

FINN: ...what else would we be talking about???

FINN: ....................

FINN: WAIT

FINN: HOLD ON

FINN: I was talking about sword swallowing.

FINN: Like from the circus!

KITTY: Just call me Queen and we'll call it a nickname.

KITTY: I mean, yeah, Sam is still new. Sam's level of nice has taken a lot of adjusting. Like, wow. A lot. Definitely not used to it.

FINN: Cool. Game of Thrones vibes. Do you watch it?