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I think Finn’s twinkish here in this dumb au thing because Fionna looks like her regular self in her version of the modern au thingy. He cuts his hair at least a little bit and is kinda masculine, doesn’t have rotting teeth bc he doesn’t just eat candy all the time but is still kinda chubby because it’s cute and how I see him.

Also I had the evil idea of a terrible friends with benefits situation going on with LSP who highkey flirts with him all the time. There’s no basis for this besides Breezy and me being evil and wanting him to suffer, idk why he’d do this or if it makes sense but I also don’t care? They are canon friends and she flirts with/has a huge crush on him, so since Jake is an actual dog here like. Yeah LSP, why not, that can be his bestie in this. It’s an au! I can do what I want 🤷‍♀️

similar arc with PB where he gradually gets over his crush on her (cause she’s still older than him here and was consistently this older woman in his life) and similar weird sadomasochism with flame princess?

He and FP don’t stay together tho idk why or what bad manipulation happens here

also he does gay shit with Fern (not shown) because bisexual Finn will never not intrigue me and make me giddy as fuck.

I wanna do some mean arcs involving him learning who his birth parents are :) stuff somehow paralleling canon idk how.

Idek how the F&C show handled Fionna’s situation as to how she was raised bc I haven’t seen it in ages. Like are Joshua and Margaret peoples here or what? I also never watched season 2 OOPS.

On top of this, I can project a terrible self harm headcanon onto Finn here because why not. He likes physical pain and has a hedonistic/addictive personality, he likes to distract himself from emotional pain and bad things, represses a lot of emotion and memories.