would you still love me if you really knew me?

halsey: so on today's adventures with ashley. while playing with ender, he accidentally headbutted me in the lip. at least i got some natural lip fillers.

findingfletcher: i know i shouldn't laugh, but that is kinda funny. are you ok? @/halsey

sabrinacarpenter: i am too! she probably saw the theme and thought 'perfect, my time to shine'. shes probably used to it based off how often she does it for halloween @/findingfletcher

findingfletcher: halloween yes, she always goes all out, but i didn't know she does it for other events too lol. i feel like i need to do a deep dive now... @/sabrinacarpenter

sabrinacarpenter: oh my god, she always knows how to make a statement. her's was incredible. little ol' me?! thank you so much @/findingfletcher

findingfletcher: i thought she just did it for halloween, but i'm so glad it isn't only then. i can't imagine how long she has to sit for those. it's 🤯 uh, yes, especially considering you're a new mother. shock and awe. @/sabrinacarpenter

sabrinacarpenter: so what was your favorite met gala look?

findingfletcher: i feel like heidi klum is always on another level, lol. that said, you looked fantastic! @/sabrinacarpenter

Count yourself lucky. If they fed us it would risk people breaking or destorying their one of a kind gowns. We can't risk that. Although the drama would be entertaining. We're lucky if people can actually sit in some of these outfits.

they're that bad? oh, that's right! didn't kim k wear one of marilyn's dresses to one of them? i can see why that'd be a big no-no. god, they probably cost more than i've made my entire career. ok that sounds even more miserable now. how can you not have food?

I am nothing if not prepared. Sometimes it'sthe only way to get through some of these things. I'm not really into fashion like that and I enjoy eating actual food. The after party will always be more my scene.

that's smart. you would know better than me, bud. i get invites for some things, but definitely not fancy enough for that one. yeah, it's easier when you have someone just put you in something. lol, do they not feed you actual food there? fair enough.

That's why you wear sunglasses hydrate and drink lots of coffee. I also never stay for the whole thing. Do the carpet and usually peace out until the after party.

oh ok, so you have this all planned out. respect. i take it it's not the first time you've done it? yeah, maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem too exciting other than maybe all the different outfits. i would 100% look more forward to the after party.

I'm here, I'm exhausted but I'm told this is where all the cool kids hang out. Who wants to go get drunk and shake off the nerves before the MET gala tomorrow?

granted, i know very little about the met gala... but, showing up to it hungover sounds miserable. isn't it like super loud with a bunch of flashing lights from all the photographers? you're stronger than me.

findingxfletcher commented: so very proud & excited for you, my love!! ❤️❤️ p.s. i think we should form a band.

kels: i love your cat! and i miss night time snuggles... cause lets be real, it's been a while lol

cari: he's the best. that is the one downside of being single, lol, very true. he'll give you lots, i'm sure, if you don't mind the tuna breath.

cara: eh. we victoria secret models have thick skin. hopefully things are a bit better now than back when i was doing that though. right?! it's spooky. like some still look super uncanny valley. or like add a weird random arm in there. but some people seem to have super powered ones out there.

cari: that is a very good point. i'd say models in general, but you ladies do seem to raise the bar. i have a feeling i'd quit and say fuck all of you my first week in. 😂 yeah, it does seem not as idk, cutthroat now? but what tf do i know. yes! it's getting harder to tell, but i hope the random arms and extra fingers stay lol. they're far more entertaining

kels: i'd love that! hotels are nice to a point, but i'd love to be back in a house lol

cari: you say that, but let's see how you feel when/if my cat bothers you while you sleep lol