carpe diem

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

when you hit 26 your only options are kill yourself or keep on living . this also happens everyday

hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years

okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

we are so fucking back baby

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be