finch

can you put that thing on a leash?

my pet ant is going yandere for a crumb

got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

what if i was on the toilet and felt something tickling my butt so i look down and it's that rock from project hey mary

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

let's all work hard to gain favor with the warlock king today