ACK

they should have adapted daphne du maurier's rebecca with the muppets

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

going to the art museum today i'll tell you if i see anything

saw so many

One of my favorite Astarion moments is when you meet his siblings and he goes like "You were never burdened with intelligence, Petras, but your load seems especially light these days." How to tell people they are fucking stupid without telling them they're fucking stupid. Burned the man to a crisp even before dragging him into daylight like he didn't have to roast him that hard but he called the guy stupid using two (2) different expressions, then went on to burn his face off and when his siblings left, he called them stupid again like he is that insane and funny

Raphael is a nepo-baby who successfully ran his own small business and thought that qualified him to run for president. Zero work experience and a dream. What a guy.

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior