Film Quote of the Day

As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla. THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS [1983]

I think, therefore you are. IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS [1994]

How the hell did I end up singing on a bus to the moon? NOTHING LASTS FOREVER [1984]

Fresh air and perambulation, the key to mental acuity and long life. HYSTERIA [2011]

Dave's a boys name, that's a girl doll! CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN [1955]

It takes a good man to prevent a catastrophe, milady, and a great man to make use of one. THE THREE MUSKETEERS [1948]

Are you sure we're not allowing our imagination to run away with our common sense? SON OF DRACULA [1943]

The only thing I have of value, is this…. Jimi Hendrix's tooth! There was a fight in a pub down Oxford Street, someone planked him, and I picked it up. I knew he was a genius even then. STILL CRAZY [1998]

All climates are the same for love. IN SEARCH OF THE CASTAWAYS [1962]

The magnitude of your similitude overwhelms me! CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS! [1972]

Dr. Hardy has a prescription for happiness. He calls it resignation. It consists of learning not to want… what you know you can't have. ISLE OF FURY [1936]

A screaming film tonic of soul kisses and shaking shimmies. THE LAND OF JAZZ [1920]

I'd like to repeat one thing: this threat is probably a hoax. There is no real cause for alarm. SKYJACKED [1972]

How do you know it's fake? It looks real. THE WATER HORSE: LEGEND OF THE DEEP [2007]

Hey, monkey, where's your organ grinder? THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPER BEASTO (Video 2009)

Sixteen blue horses. Twenty-one jet planes. And…and Twelve midgets…. Twelve spinning….spinning midgets. SCOOP [2006]

I'm great with women but, you should see me with one-legged men! BLOOD THIRST [1971]