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A: Cheer up, will you?
A: *punches [B] in the arm*
B: How is punching me in the arm meant to cheer me up?
A: It works with [group].
B: Well they're thick, aren't they?
A: I'm a [member of group].
B: There you go, then.
[Source - Merlin]
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A: Come on. You know I love you.
B: Yeah. But do you like me?
A: Well, yeah. Mostly.
B: Mostly??
A: I mean, do you like me??
B: Sometimes.
A: 'Sometimes!?' I said 'mostly'!
B: They're synonymous!
A: No they are not, 'mostly' is definitely more than 'sometimes!!'
[Source - Jane the Virgin]
A: Are you sure about this?
B: Have I ever been wrong?
A: ...
B: I mean when it's important!!!
[Source - The Little Mermaid]
A: I promise you, we've done nothing untowardβ
B, bursting through the door with C: Hey, fart faces, what's up? [C] and I just had sex in a closet.
[Source - The Good Place]
A: Where are you going?
B: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
[Golden Girls]
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A: I know what you've been up to, [B].
B, internally: Play dumb.
B, out loud: Who's [B]?
B, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!
[Into the Spider Verse]
A: You did the right thing.
B: Then why do I find myself trying to recall Judas's good qualities?
[New Amsterdam]
A: How do you feel?
B: Oh, like a million bucks... that was sent dollar by dollar through an industrial shredder and then set on fire with a blowtorch.
[Source - New Amsterdam]
A: Should be safe.
B: You thought we were safe before.
A: Yes, well, I'm bound to be right eventually, aren't I?
[Source - Doctor Who]
A: What am I going to do?
B: You're going to get through this because I'm going to help you. And I'm just too fabulous to fail.
[Source: PlayChoices' "The Elementalists"]
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A: I'll be good cop, you be bad cop.
B: Can I not be good cop?
A: [B], we've talked about this. Your face.
[Source - Doctor Who]
A, to C: You got this, buddy.
B: Yeah!!!!!
A: Or you don't. It could go one of two ways.
B: Yeah!!!!!
C: Thank you, I... suppose.
]Source - Sanders Sides]
A: A true romantic can tell. [C] may be course on the outside, but on the inside...
B: They're gross?
A: I mean under that.
[Source - Mulan II]
A: So. [C] and [D] got married... [E] and [F] almost got married... you think you and I should hook up?
B: Oh, we do. But not just yet.
A: Really? Well, when?
B: Okay, um, well. First [F] and [E] will get married, and be filthy rich, by the way, but, um, it won't work out.
A: Wow.
B: I know. Then I'm gonna marry [F] for the money, and you'll marry [D] and have the beautiful kids.
A: Great.
B: But then we ditch those two, and that's when we get married. We'll have [F]'s money, and [D]'s kids, and getting custody will be easy because of [D]'s drinking problem.
A: Oh, whoa, what about [C]?
B: I don't want to get into the whole thing, but, um, we have words and I kill them.
[Source - Friends]
A: You're impossible.
B: Not impossible. Just highly unlikely.
[Source - Doctor Who]
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A: *pulls out a gun and puts it on the table*
B: ... Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
A: It's not in my pocket. It's on the table.
B: Yeah, I've just never seen a real gun before and I make dumb jokes when I'm nervous.
A: You must get nervous a lot.
[Source - Frankenstein, MD]
A: Good.
B: Fine.
A: Great.
B: You always have to have the last word, don't you?
A: Yes.
[Source - Emma Approved]