hey ur cute

Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

IDK = i’m donkey kong

i’m a gentleman i eat ass with a knife and fork

why………. would a horse have more than one horsepower wh

This is an unfair fight how is the horse gonna survive with only 1 hp left.

Focus Sash, Endeavour, Quick Attack and the plane is fucked

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months

IM SCREAMING

Stoppppppp