I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

May you always have enough for rent.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this