Fighting Dreamers

“It was peaceful until now. I think you blew out one of my ear drums just now.”

“Of all the songs. Really?”

“AHHHHH AND YOU HEARD ABOUT ME, OHHHH I GOT SOME BIG ENEMIES!”

hong kong: just like my heart.

“If you don’t have space for it, I could probably take it. Can I come over and take a look at it?”

Shit, that means he has to clean. It’s amazing how much crap one can fit in such a small space.

“Aw. What kind of dog is it?”

Tagged by @tai-mei-hua​

Homeric Epithet: Breaker of Horses

You are Jing Kau, breaker of horses, which is how you should be introducing yourself to people from this day forward. This ancient epithet was used to describe Atreus (king of Mycenae), Agamemnon (son of Atreus, also king of Mycenae), Hector (prince of Troy), Diomedes (king of Argos), and now you. That’s a lot of pressure, I know. Just don’t screw it up. You’ll be fine.

Fatal Flaw: You’re Too Clever By Half

Your intelligence is unmatched, but your smart mouth is going to get you into trouble one of these days. Everyone says so. Odds are you’ll make one witty remark too many and meet a tragic, easily preventable end that surprises no one in the least. You’ll be mourned, of course, but we all saw it coming, and you kind of deserved it.

Greek Mythology Death: Killed By A Wild Boar That Was Sent By One Of The Gods

See, here’s the thing—someone sent that wild boar. It might have been Artemis, because she was jealous of your skill with a bow and arrow; it might have been Ares, who hated you; or it might have been Apollo, because your girlfriend blinded his son. There’s really no telling. You made enemies. This is just what happens when you’re too beautiful to even exist. Either way, you got mauled by a pig and are now dead, but you died in Aphrodite’s arms as she wept, so at least you've got that going for you.

Literary Setting: On The Road

You got “On the road!” Like so many literary characters (Huck Finn, Odysseus, Gulliver, etc.), you’re an adventurer and explorer at heart, and the literary setting that most closely matches your personality is, quite frankly…all the settings! You’re not meant to settle down in one spot—you’re the kind of person who hits up multiple parties in one night, and your insta is probably filled with pics of all the cool places you’ve travelled to. So embrace it! Take to the open road with your friends, run through a field of wildflowers in the middle of nowhere, and please get a pic next to the world’s largest Ketchup bottle.

[ Text ] Germany-san knows better as well. 

[ Text ] … Yes, it was Italy-kun.

[text] FIRST TRY