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abbot wasn’t in the season 2 premiere because if he had seen robby ride in on his motorcycle and no helmet he would’ve spanked his ass a shade so red they’d see it through his scrubs.

the pitt writer's insisting there will be no fan service and then in episode one we have heart eyes, lingering, and robby looking up and down at whitaker as he talks about fertility and genitals is actually so hilarious. they're basically saying 'they would act this gay regardless.'

dr mel king is perhaps the most violently autistic coded character I've ever seen and I've spent the last five months murderbotspiralling. she just got knocked right out of an emotional breakdown by someone telling her he needs her to very slowly and methodically pick one thousand pieces of gravel out of a wound. her face lit up like a firework mid-bloom.

The difference between Brennan and Vic is that whilst they’re equally determined, Brennan wants to win and Vic just wants to make sure Sam loses

Has anyone told professional swimmers about boats? If not, I have an incredible thing to tell them about.

Literally me

I'm a vegetarian but I'll eat that pussy

Hell yea brother

Next Up On Game Changer - Sam and Brennan are both led to believe they are secretly hosting an episode designed to fuck with the other, only for it to be revealed that the episode is actually being hosted by Vic 'Honorary CEO of Dropout' Michaelis and they have 40 minutes left to live

Imagine talking to someone who doesn't know what gamechanger is and telling them that a famous improv comedian kidnapped the son of former labor secretary Robert Reich