FIGHT FOR THE USERS

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

I was just inspired by 1 woman with 5 flawless angles and 7 different accents!!

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

The sketchy renditions of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles from the Sonic 3 manual.

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes