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This makes me think about Kisedai sleepover where Aokaga finally able to break the news to everyone that they're actually dating, very nervous about it, even though everyone already knows that they are banging each other. So, yeah. They tried to be secretive but nobody's fooled. Aokaga is just so bad at being subtle, especially with one another.

However, everyone has different ideas on when they actually started dating.

Kagami: So...

Aomine: Um, we're dating.

Akashi: We know. You've been dating for three months and never subtle about it.

Midorima: Three months? *Scoffs* They've been dating for five.

Kise: What? Five? I thought seven!! They're so lovey dovey!

Murasakibara: Wrong. Nine months.

Kuroko: No. They've been dating for a year.

Aomine:

Kagami:

Aomine: Hold on. Wait a fucking minute.

Kagami: What the--we just got together two weeks ago!

Akashi:

Midorima:

Kise:

Murasakibara:

Aomine: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.

Kagami: Okay cool, can you do the dishes?

Kagami: Last week, I asked him for help and he asked me where I'd "stowed the body for now".

Himuro: You had a knife!

Aomine, lying facedown on the floor: In my emotions.

Momoi: I don't understand??