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The ‘burification’ of a facebook user

E get some people on Facebook weh you no suppose craze reach their side, as in if you see them coming this way with fight, you jejely turn and follow another way to avoid dem burying you and your entire generation with their ‘onu nsi’ 😂😂😂

  One of them is Facebook popular jingo  Ijeoma Chinonyerem, the way she massacred one boy on Rhamcee Munah’s wallthe other day somersaulted my fragile heart…I…

Lady jilts fiancee 8days to their wedding over a man she met on facebook

They said men are cheats, I agree but e be like say na women cheat pass these days o. As in dem dey collect side ‘amu’ dey swallow with immediate alacrity🙆🏼‍♀😦

  Olaide Wangai Akin took to her wall to share something that happened on Rant HQ, she wrote with screenshots attached

  “Some of you will be insulting me when you should be in my inbox asking what gift to get me for always bringing gist…

Aniekpeno Akpa devilishly outline “How to molest an 8 year old”

Asilover, una don see the latest screenshots trending on Zuckerville right now? Mbok make una come see o cause my eyes can’t see this sacrilege alone o🤦🏽‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️

    😧😮😲😦

What is this world turning into? What sort of rubbish is this? I am really scared for all the little children a round him wahali☹️😞

Nne Sophia chants “I hereby denounce the feminist tag”

Asilovers, the fight haf escalated quick quick! Nne Sophia don vex denounce feminism and ‘oru ya nile’😂😂

  She took to her walls to write

“Modern Feminism: A Cultish Toxic Tag:

Under this title, I will start off with a quote by Dr Thomas Sowell and finish off with a quote of his;

  “One of the most pathetic and dangerous signs of our times is the growing number of individuals and groups who…

I will most likely take up a more organized intervention in this regard- Immanuel James Ibe-Anyanwu speaks on the SARS Experience

Recently your brush with SARS officials went viral. You could have given them the money they wanted and walked away. Why didn’t you do that?

Innocence. I believe innocence should be free. Giving them money wouldn’t save me from a repeat. Instead, it would fund it. We have been doing that all this while yet we complain that these guys are still at it. Of course, they won’t stop, it’s profitable. I…

Things that Jesus didnt die for [VIDEO]

So I saw one video on Ibifuro LongJohn’s wall and because ayam a correct better person, I carry am come here sharperly….akant comean laugh alone biko😂😂

  Ibifuro wrote with video attached 

“What was he thinking?

That he could spiritually conjure his boss to “sign his papers”..

His spiritual powers just failed him..

Sacked!”

  WTFF!🙆🏼‍♀😆

Trust us, we didn’t spare him and his iberibe. We laughed…

Asiloverz, make una run fas fasan get in here  ‘ASAPLY’, comean read another ‘otule mbope’ chomtin that went down on a freaky Facebook celeb’s domot yesterday

  Una sabi Rhamcee Munah one of awa featured brostitudes that posts his nudes and writes erotic short stories on his wall? Yup na that one😁

  He wrote with screenshots attached

“First on this list is Charisma. He has blocked me. Type Cha…

Oyibos troll cum Support Kanye over Slavery issh

As I was wakaring about on the ‘dry’ streets of Dee Zucker’s ville, looking for ogbenge amebo to brezz my rovers with, I came upon oyibo people part of Facebook (Yass…it’s nuh only Naija Facebook ayam penetrating now….Asiri z global naw😁😂)

They were talking about Kanye West’s recent epic nsigheri 

The yabbings, the accusations, the sarcasm, the comebacks they were displaying got me real bad and…

Meet The Top 10 Political Influencers On Nigerian Facebook

Today, we explore the lives of 10 Nigerian Facebook Political Influencers.

We delve into their messages, struggles and the impacts they have had in times past. We rate them by the amount of measurable influence they wield – average post shares, reactions and primary sphere of influence.

Some of these people are your friends.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are the Top 10 individuals driving the…

Kanye Must Have Some Power- President Trump

President Donald Trump has appreciated Kanye West for his support, acknowledging that it doubled his African-American poll numbers.

While speaking at the National Rifle Associate Members in Dallas, Trump said that his African-American poll has increased from 11 to 22 in just one week.

According to him,

“And by the way, Kanye must have some power because you probably saw, I doubled my…

KANYE plays stooge of the WEST’s Slave-lords

The internet has been rambling with well-constructed backlashes at Kanye West and his unpopular logic that 400years of black slavery was a choice.

But here’s the thing…

This is actually a chain of event that has its beginning traceable to the very tweet by Kanye West, rooting for President Trump

You remember, right?

So, this begs the question- what are people really frustrated about?

Is it the…

Trolling of Naija OAPs

Walahi Talahi! Trolling gods are from Nigeria! As in we can troll for Africa, I bet my left micro boobs that no other country fit troll pass us🤣

So I came upon a thread yesterday and laugh no wan gree since, guess who they are trolling this time? Naija OAPs😩🤣

A Facebook celeb Olufunke Philips subbed them on her wall, she wrote with an attachment below

  “I think 90% of Nigerian OAPs  exchanged…

Genev vs Oga doki part 2

This kain ‘ntunsala’ this two are doing eeh, e get as e be o

So Genev haf come with her own version, she wrote

“GENEVIEVE EZENWATA AND OBINNA ALIGWEKWE’S SAGA

  RE: SOME THINGS AREN’T ADDING UP!

In all the years I have lived in the UK, whenever Royal Mail delivers any tracked item to your home and met your absence, the Post Wo/Man would drop a card (“something for you” card) to inform you…

Oga Doki part 2

They have been going back and forth, denying and disagreeing, tayaring and confusing their friends and followers

Remember Genev denied seeing or receiving any letter from Oga doki ‘talk na do’ lawyers? Oga Doki ‘talk na do’ haf come out to counter her claim.

  He wrote “It has come to my notice that GENEVIEVE EZENWATA is contesting my claims of sending her a letter, in addition to my claims to…

Facebookers react to Davido vs Chiom Assurance

Asiloverz, by now una go don hear say Davido bought Porsche as a birthday present for his main chic Chioma the Chef? Thing be say internet haf being on faya since then an people haf been reacting imilimiously

  One fine geh laik that Chinenye Ike vex blast Naija beggy beggy men, she wrote “ Davido buys Chioma a Porsche car worth N45M as her birthday gift.

  And one full-fledged man will be…

China to BBNaija winner “Give me back my money since you want to use it and pay tithe”

I don’t know whether to laugh abi to cry or just crylaugh😂😂

I just read something right now that cracked me up real bad and I talk say no be only me suppose see this this one abeg

  ChinaifyOnyeabo is a popular name on this streets, she is controversial and passionate about Ndi Igbo and Igbo matters. She was also an ardent BBNaijaviewer and supported Miracle (the winner of this year’s own)…