âŞÂ   đŻđśđłđ đžđ¨đšÂ .   (  a  collection  of sentence starters from S4 of syfyâs  wynonna earp .  adjust  phrasing  as  necessary .  )
still not looking at your ass .
a first - aid kit , yeah ⌠thatâs something we should have , right ?
what kind of psychopath doesnât use a pen ?
come voluntarily or youâll be taken by force .
is that why youâve been so moody and unpredictable ?
absorbent is as absorbent does .
well , thatâs a felony .
you couldâve killed me !
itâs nice to see a familiar face .
i need to find [ name ] .
a little help , please .
when i find [ name ] , i am gonna torture her .
[ name ] , i need you to come with me .
i donât even get where youâre going .
you PROMISED youâd be honest .
let me have a sip of thinking juice , here .
what arenât you telling me ?
so you also lied to me about NOT lying ??
i need to atone for my recent history .
weâve all done bad things to each other .
youâre being forgetful . or kind .
next time someone has to risk their lives , YOUâRE IT !
god , you are such a âŚ
i would do literally anything to keep her safe .
sometimes life is a real backpack of balls .
i am so serious , shut your mouth .
if you die , iâll kill you !
donât you know how dangerous this is ?
listen , we can help each other , alright ?
is everything a sex joke to you ?
whoâs a girl gotta screw around here to get a gun ?
that sounds kinda lesbian .
[ name ] , how could you ?
iâll show you how itâs done .
youâre stronger than i expected .
i told you , iâm leaving .
[ name ] , what the hell ?!
something here is pretty off .
weâll think a little better with some fire in our bellies .
say your piece , [ name ] .
itâs just so good to be home .
i thought iâd be safe in here .
the only place scarier than in here , is out there .
i didnât mean it like that . not at all .
please donât say youâre sorry anymore . you donât need to be .
vacationâs over , assholes !
please tell me everyoneâs okay , [ name ] .
what really happened to [ name ] ?
i know i let everyone down .
i hope that means thereâs no hard feelings .
as you all know , i excel at having opinions .
i wish i knew what we were up against .
home - brewed mold juice will NOT defeat pure evil !
at first i thought it was irrelevant , but then i figured it out .
what does a [ last name ] know about keeping their word ?
thereâs been enough crime today .
[ name ] , whatâs going on ?
that would get my slacks off in a second .
please donât get off on the wrong foot .
i know every curve . every sigh . every taste .
yeah , i guess i forgot .
i canât wait for the rest of our lives to unfold .
sorry , iâm just . iâm so distracted .
thanks for taking care of my friend .
i feel like i can handle it .
baby , iâm sorry nobodyâs here .
youâre sorry weâre alone in the house ?
iâm merely here to conduct business .
everyone knows youâre [ nameâs ] man .
stand down , big boy . all it is to me is interesting .
iâm sexy , iâm cute , i found it in a boot .
sometimes i feel like youâre keeping me a secret .
even if your family sucks , you donât .
you âŚÂ opposite of suck .
crush ? donât say that , okay - not here .
thereâs easier ways to say you feel different .
can we go ? now ? like , right now ?
rule number one , we do not work for the enemy !
youâre better than this .
what do you want me to do ?
you wanna see childish ? how about this ?
i know you âŚÂ and you know me .
what the hell is this place ?
itâs high time we leave this place .
what did you do ?! idiot , what did you do ?!
all i have is my people .
you may be dumbstruck but youâre not an idiot .
what are you doing sleeping with a pistol under your pillow ?
itâs my bedroom , iâll ask the questions .
iâve been keeping watch .
we donât talk about that anymore .
oh my god , donât ever do that to me again !
say hello to my little friend âŚ
in the future , if you wanna hurt me - just say please .
give me one good reason why i shouldnât pluck your eyes out like grapes âŚÂ then steal these shades .
iâve made my own fate .
i knew you could handle yourself .
demons canât hold their liquor .
you are a welcome sight for these sore eyes .
itâs so good to be home ⌠and in your arms .
extreme makeover , homo edition ? kill the drill .
speaking of the team , has anyone seen [ name ] since this morning ?
all that matters is heâs safe .
we all did what we had to do to survive .
whatâs happening to me ?
i canât wait anymore . itâs been over a year .
i will do anything to get her back .
[ name ] , itâs all coming back to me . i did something terrible .
sweetie , itâs okay â just âŚÂ spit it out .
any man that would shoot another man in the back doesnât deserve to be known or remembered .
you miss it , donât you ?
the rules were simpler , then .
i donât have the luxury of getting old and forgetting all the things iâve done .
iâd like to know the plan before i celebrate it .
they donât deserve death , they deserve to be destroyed .
you look like you need an ambulance .
so weâre dealing with what , some kind of hex ?
we need to focus on a cure .
wise words from a leader of tomorrow .
oh , great â youâve heard of me .
you listen to me , goddammit .
everyone still needs me to keep them safe .
this thing between you and i isnât over until i say itâs over .
how am i supposed to live a normal life ? why the fuck would i want to ?
just once iâd like for someone to come in with flowers .
i donât pick sides . iâm in it for myself , does that sound familiar ?
itâs a compliment . itâs how weâve both managed to survive .
noble men do not have the luxury of being neutral in times of war .
i like taking care of you . iâd be happy to do it for the rest of our lives .
you did something terrible . but you being you , how terrible could it be ?
i come bearing apology beer .
do you wanna hear my sob story ?
i did manage to get my hands on this stupid thing .
hide your kids , hide your wives ,  âcause we are storming the fucking castle .
can you not do that right now , during my rousing speech ?
donât jump to plan c before weâve even tried plan a .
wait , wait â are you sure about this ?
no , no â GAH , IâM GONNA KILL YOU !
i shouldnât have given up , cause thatâs what i did . i gave up .
i let everyone down , but today iâm gonna change that .
hey , i know how this looks .. but iâm asking you to TRUST me .