The Darmond Initiative

Hilarious! The oul fella going mental.

When and why did this kind of thing stop??? The outfits, moves etc are fantastic! I'd love to do a white people version with really really bad dancing and white people with MASSIVE afros

These guys were the s**t, visionaries. In the yearrrrrrr 6565........."What should we write a song about? Hmmm...I know (takes huge drag out of massive reefer)...how about a song about the year 2525, then write a verse for each thousand years for ten thousand years...how about that?" 'yes, yes this is a great idea, lets do that". Question here, who is playing the trumpet and the drums in this video? Did people get pissed off about this kind of thing in the 60's?

I wonder who the guy is who played Mr soft?

Was pot stronger in the 1970's??? I mean the guy in this commercial and the girls for that matter MUST have been high to go thru with this commercial. They would have to. Where are these people now I wonder and do they mention this at dinner conversations? "yeah, i was actually in a Burger King commericial back in '73"

There's a new fad going on with women growing full beards and I got to say its pretty freaky. I had a nurse who used to come to my school and she had whiskers and I still have nightmares about her to this day, the image of her coming at me as a 5 year old with a stethoscope and a good solid tuft of hair around her face is permanently seared into my brain. I guess a question to all you ladies out there, is this an ongoing problem and how do you deal with that? Have you ever used a mans razor with a bit of shaving foam? I know this sounds like 'What would you do if you had a penis for a day" but i am genuinely intrigued and care to be enlightened.

Square bowling balls, bottomless ashtrays, tennis balls made of dust, matchboxes with nothing to strike against, colorless paint, wordless poetry, open ended condoms, black windows, TV's with no screens, chairs with just legs. Some of the inventions I would like to take on Shark tank for a laugh.

So lets talk about boners. i mean every guy has one from time to time. I don't get these ads "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours". if I had an erection lasting more than 4 minutes I'd start getting a little worried, like I mean an out of the blue erection that stood the course of time when I wasn't thinking of anything sexual. "Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours" I mean what in the name of Jesus? "heh Doc...I have a little bit...actually a huge problem here...I was wondering if you could help me out" What happens then? What does the doctor do? Has this ever happened? There's a guy at home and he has this boner for 4 hours, call the doc, doc gets him in to the office, pull down the pants...then what? Does he massage it down? Apply a gel that makes it subside? Inject something? Show him a picture of I don't know...Captain Spock?

So for my first post I'm going to start talking about arses and see where that goes. Out the other end probably (hardy harrrr). Its a part of our body we don't really get to know that well. I mean its hard to look at it, even with a mirror. Have I looked at my arse in a mirror? Yes, maybe once or twice, just because the mirror was there in the bathroom I think, it was in someone else's house once I believe. I mean why not. Chances are if you add up all the days you have existed on the planet, maybe 10 to 15 of them there's a possibility you've looked at your own arse. Are there focus groups or studies on this statistic??? Which brings me to another interesting thought here, why are people so protective of their arse? I notice those paper things in public toilets that cover the seat, why are those there? I mean you are just plomping your dirty ass down on a dirty toilet seat, what's the worst that's going to happen? You are going to get a speck of urine on your ass and then you get some kind of bubonic plague? If there was a speck of urine and you put the wafer thin paper thing down isn't that going to soak thru and get on your ass anyways? The Japanese have it right, no toilet seat. Just pull down the khakis and let rip into a hole on the ground. One of my favorite quotes was by my friend Joost who is a professional horse racing jockey in Holland. "Once all the horses have passed you all that's left to do is try to pass what is in front of you" in his book Diary of a Legless Horse. In Holland they have a mix of normal toilets and holes in the ground cause they get a lot of Japanese tourists taking pictures of tulips. Thanks for following my blog, you will find a lot of useful information here like the best way to feed a blind cat and how to throw a 100 mile an hour fastball using only your head.