afraid

 I thought you would want a hug from me. Your welcome.

What would make you think that?

That was unexpected — thanks?

I am pretty sure everyone is ineed just joking you and me..It tastes horrid, I am more of a coffee person.

Well they need to cut the shit, it's not funny anymore. Coffee is what gets me through the day. 

It made you seem like you cared for me, aw Cullen. I like to rhyme anytime, boom.

Just... forget about it. Nerd.

Sugarplum? Ha, cute.  No, I just didn’t know what to say.

That made me sound extremely girly, oops. It rhymed, I don't know. Alright.

Oh my god, I didn’t think that had an actual name. I’ve always wanted to do that, but everyone around me never really had a pool because we were so close to the ocean, but I bet a bunch of people have water around here. I know how to surf, ever been surfing? Snakes and lizards and cacti. Did you know Betty White is older than sliced bread? Wheat Thins aren’t cereal, weirdo!

It does, and it's called pool hopping. It's very original.  You should definitely do it sometime, it's like, my favorite thing to do in the summer. Seattle is next to the Ocean too, but my friends and I usually drove outside the city to go. I've only gotten the cops called on me like twice but they never found me. We could probably trick people since we're like, identical. I've been surfing but I'm not any good. Is she really? I'm not surprised. I know, I just really love Wheat Thins. 

Why so glum, sugarplum? Did I offend you?

Some things really do run in the bloodline, don’t they? Yes, bro-cow tipping. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s a real thing, and it is because I say it is. Pool hopping….pool hopping? You know so many more cool things than I do. In Nevada? Are there even cows in Nevada? IT’s all dry dirt. Buffalo wings, you know the good stuff. Cookie Crisp.

It seems so. I believe you, it is a real thing. Pool hopping, yes, like jumping in random peoples pools and hopping out before they call the police. Eh, I know a few cool things but I don't really do them often. I'm sure you know a lot of cool stuff. I doubt there are any cows in Nevada, just a whole bunch of snakes and sand. Buffalo wings are the best thing since sliced bread. Wheat Thins.

I don’t know, I don’t know how I feel about it being a woman. I think it’d be creepier if it’s a girl, or maybe not. I’m not judging, I don’t judge. I actually haven’t, I don’t think I’ve ever been close enough to a cow to ever do that. Is it really? We need to go bro-cow tipping. I would never even think about being a vegetarian, that takes a lot of dedication. Exactly. Trix.

I think it's just plain creepy no matter what gender. I don't judge either, so I guess we're sorta alike when it comes to that. Bro-cow tipping? Hell yes, that's the best kind of brother bonding besides pool hopping. I don't where the closest cow farm is so we'd have to check that out. It does, and I really love buffalo wings, I could never give those up. Cheerios.

 Again, why are you lying? It’s okay, I know the truth.  Shut up, no I’m not. Your just jealous, that’s it.  My dancing is great, come on. Why you gotta be so rude?

 I'm not lying, lying is a sin and sinners go to hell. Right, I'm totally jealous of the way you shake your hips. Why do you have to quote a song?

I don’t know you well enough to know your intentions. It’s a thing of caution, is all. Even better, thank you.

I have no bad intentions, or any intentions, to be honest. I understand. Anytime, dude.

Very perverted, but very smart, and I am very thankful. And you can just tip them and timber, down they go. Hope you like that grass, cause you’re sleeping in it. They make me even more thankful to eat steak. Golden Grahams.

A true genius, that man. Or woman, it could've been a woman. Have you ever been cow tipping? What an adrenaline rush. Really? Sometimes I feel like so guilty and I wanna become a vegetarian, but then i'm like, nah. Lucky Charms. Mostly just the marshmallows. 

Do you really think so? I don’t even care if you’re saying that just to say it, I’m taking it. And it was a good point you made. Promise?

I truly meant it, why would I ever lie to you? Pinky promise. 

Way to make my motivational saying into something, you know, not so motivational at all. But you’re right, I suppose. Just let it happen this time.

It was still very motivational and Gandhi-like, I was just trying to make a point. I'll give you the next one.