everything is fucked

Those are only a few reasons to why I hate winter. The wind is massively annoying and don’t even get me started on the rain… Everything about the winter screams depressing, in my opinion!

I don't even see the point in getting all fixed up in the morning if the wind is just going to mess it all up! Seriously, I don't know why people idealize winter, it's literally the worst. I totally agree with you there. I'm already done with this weather.

That happened to me the other day, and I quickly learned my lesson about bringing a jacket with me, even if it looks warm outside. I hope you don’t go blind, though. There’s so many pretty things to see.

Maybe it was just wishful thinkin', I'm still in denial about summer being over. If only I had the money to migrate to the Bahamas or something every time the seasons changed. Me either. Although I'd rather be blind than deaf because music is a lot more important than anything else in this world.

Maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing, but I’d rather you be mute so I wouldn’t have to spend my precious time listening to you and your idiotic little stories.

Judging by your unnecessary attitude I take it somebody pissed in your cornflakes?

That is just plain nasty Chanel. Like why would you even think about doing that. You say that now but it will be too late when I trick you into giving me food. I have popcorn and cupcakes and pretty much everything at mine so you failed at trying to win me over.

I was only kidding. You know I'd never be able to do that. But now I'm tempted to since you've got a lot more than I do and you're not sharing. Two can play this game. 

That actually sounds pretty interesting and the complete opposite of what the movie was. I can’t even remember if the main character made a single interview. I guess I could have donuts but it’s not recommended if I want to keep my heart pumping semi-properly. All of that fried dough isn’t good for me. It kills me to say it, but it’s true.

Yeah, I thought it was a pretty cool approach to the whole zombie genre. Since most things that have to do with them are all gorey and shit. Probably not since the movie was the events leading to what happened in the book, I think? That's literally the worst. So I take it you can't eat anything that's semi-unhealthy like pizza or Chinese food?! Because those are the greater things in life.

Nope. It was all a lie. I only used you for the food…Which you can’t have back.

Don't make me make you puke the food out or something. I'm never sharing with you again! And just so you know I have ten cupcakes sitting on my counter at home.

Leave. Get out. Move to the Arctic because you are wrong on so many levels right now.

I thought you loved me?!

The Wizard of Oz is the best movie of all time! Not one is going to change my mind because it is just a fact of life.

I would agree if the movie Forrest Gump didn't exist.

There’s a book? I understand that though. I’m one of those people who will read the book and then complain throughout the whole movie because they left out an important scene or they just completely diverted from the story somehow. Good thing I didn’t read the book before I saw it. Donuts with custard filling do exist and they make my life a lot better, whenever I’m allowed to have one.

Yes, the book was written in a way that is interview based. The main character went around gathering information about the war against the zombies and how each person survived. It's a good read if you ask me. But yeah, the movie in comparison is strictly action, and the book is not. You're not allowed to have donuts often? That's not freakin' cool. Anytime you want one let me know and I'll sneak you some. 

Have you seen World War Z? If we do have a zombie apocalypse I’m crossing my fingers and hoping that I’m immune so I can just kick back and wait for someone to figure out a cure. It was depressing at first but just like anything you do a lot, you get used to it and it’s just whatever.

I haven't seen the movie, but I did read the book. The reason I actually didn't go out and see the movie is because it was nothing like the book and I'm a stickler when it comes to that. I'd hope I was immune to the zombie virus just like that movie 28 Days Later. I figured, still doesn't make anything better. But at least donuts exist. Donuts make everything better.

My mom barely let me set foot out of my room when that was going on. She was sure that I was going to be one of the first ones down. My diet’s pretty healthy and I drink a lot of vitamin C and pack in the calcium plus, I’m always at the doctor’s so if I catch anything I’m sure I could kick it before it got worse.

I remember the chaos like it was yesterday. Everyone thought the world was going to end. Makes me think about what disease is gonna start circulating around next. Hopefully it has nothing to do with zombies, although that'd be super cool. I'm just nowhere near fit enough to survive a zombie apocalypse. I have a shit diet. I'll be the first to admit it. Guess that could be a bit of a plus constantly being in and out of the doctors. Also a bit depressin'.

I catch colds pretty easily. Count yourself lucky. I can barely step outside without worrying about getting sick, even with like ten different layers piled on top of me.

I remember when I was in high school I was one of the few people that showed up during the swine flu epidemic. Everyone else was sick or worried about getting sick. I was chilling like a villain. You should try drinking some vitamin C. That stuff's good for you.

You better find something warm before you get yourself sick. If you have a cold you’re not going to be allowed around me.

Actually, I've never gotten sick before. Is that weird? I've broken a few bones but I've never even gotten a simple cold. I guess I have a killer immune system or somethin'.

Ah well, the relief part is good. The worst comes when it wears off and you feel tired and drag yourself through the floor to get back to bed.

Yeah, and when it wears off it's usually ten times worse than before. But then again I don't really know how you're feeling right now so I can't even begin to relate.