Cara Delevingne

Finally settled in..

You've got a new song coming out? 

Nope. Cold as ice can get.

It’s twelve-fiftizzle and I just got to the pizzle, Boosti’s fuckin drizzle off a bottle of bacizzle. All these trizzles trynna get me in the frizzle but I only want the hizzle buhizzle bizzle nizzle.

What the hell was that?

Well, I accidently slept for way too many hours last night.

There's no such thing as too many. Just too few.

It’s way too early in the morning to watch the L Word, but here I am contemplating all the soft-core love scenes. It’s either that or read.

I have never even seen that.

This hangover is pretty bad, my head has never hurt so much before, but at least the bathroom tiles are cold.

Well I was in that position exactly three days ago, so I know how it feels. Have A LOT of coffee and water.

  You’re welcome

Thank yooooooooooou.

  It’d be alright yes

Well, not gonna happen.

  It does to you, not me.

Well i'm sick as hell, so there's your win.

  Thank you, thank you, I try.

Good effort. And you succeeded tor once.

  Have a bath the hot water will clear your chest and stuff

Good idea for once Styles.

Thank you, thank you.

  I will go and cry into my pillow.

Yes, sounds like a good idea.

  Record yourself

Hah, you would like that wouldn't you?

  You’re allergic to nasal spray? Have you tried a simple saline solution? That usually clears out your nose just fine.

Yes, yes I am. And it's no fun at all. Naaahh I ahven't actually. What is it?