circenses

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

God loves me so much that he saved me from God

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

every weekend must have at least one day where you Get Shit Done and one day where you are a Slug. two consecutive GSD days or two consecutive Slug days always leads to disaster.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate