An Insurgency Of Rural Rambling

Workin' in tha heat all weekend

All the friggin' drama over sailors at sea too long. Gimme a gotdamn break. What? Lemme guess Scooter, the recruiter lied? Bwahaha!!! Squids man, I tell ya something about these puddle pirates, do you know how the Navy separates the men from the boys? With a fuckin' crow bar!! And yes, it's true. The Navy did invent Sex, but the Marine Corps was the first to introduce it to women!

Zoom in...whatcha see?

Another bazaar wildlife encounter. Me scolding a fawn for hanging out on the Party Porch while I try to finish chores...."go on now. I ain't got time to mess with you!"...

Shakey cam action because she was so small and trying to zoom in was tricky....we call her "butt licker"

Now a groundhog

It's been so hot the last 2 days that the thermometer is asking me for a safe word...

2nd one

It's bad enough to have one, tearing up the yard with mini craters like it was carpet bombed, but TWO. Even rarer, especially where I live on a mountain.

This is what we call in the south, Fuck Around & Find Out part of Summer:

I'm on vacation this week, which means I get to play catch up with chores, honey-do's, & plain ole yard work. I dunno if you can see my deer repellent cages around the hydrangeas, but this is the 3rd iteration and 3rd planting this year. Who knew whitetail deer loved hydrangeas?

Gratuitous comparison Wednesday

Blue Jays bully an Owl off his perch....

Experiment